02/05/2026
The story of how 6 years to the day, I finally put myself into labor with my son; I was over due, and had tried everything. Turns out, you just need snow, a shotgun, and a chicken slaying racoon, because a few hours later I finally went into labor.
I wrote this back then;
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February 5th 2020:
I should start keeping a tally, as to how many times I end up in our yard, with no pants, and a gun in my hand... It's almost midnight. I'm due literally any day, and finally getting some damn rest but God forbid it lasts long. Ben wouldn't wake up until I finally flung the closet door open and went running out of our bedroom with my shotgun. I guess that was his sign he might need to get up, cause me shaking him, he didn't budge. π Once he got up and outside, he was saying things like "you're pregnant, go back inside..." "Go put pants on..." "Cortny, where is your coat?" Blah, blah, blah... π like he doesn't know who the hell he's marrying. Ain't NO time for pants and coats right now, Benjamin.
Our chicken killing culprit was striking again, and he got my favorite hen. It must have been pretty close timing, cause he dropped her in the bushes right by the coop, head and neck all mangled and hanging. Fu**er. One day I'll catch up with him. π