01/05/2026
Catch us at camp 😘
🐐✨ NEW CAMP COUNSELORS JUST DROPPED ✨🐐
For the first time ever, Camp Punksylvania is welcoming BABY GOATS to summer camp.
Yes. Actual tiny goats. With feelings. And faces that could ruin your entire emotional stability.
They’re a local family’s beloved pets, not props, not circus creatures, not summoned demons (probably). They’ll be hanging with us all weekend to be loved on, gently adored, and respectfully worshipped.
Before anyone clutches their pearls:
✔️ These goats are well cared for
✔️ They have shade, water, food, rest, and supervision
✔️ They are here because they WANT to be here (vibes confirmed)
✔️ Camp Punx takes animal care very seriously…we’re feral, not irresponsible
Think of it as punk rock summer camp, but someone added goats. And now nothing matters anymore.
Come scream along to bands, cry a little, pet a goat, join the cult.
THIS IS A VERY NORMAL FESTIVAL EXPERIENCE.
🐐💀✨