06/12/2026
🚨 SIZE MATTERS 🚨
I opened a box of gluten-free cacao crisps this morning and immediately felt personally attacked.
The box looked promising. Tall. Confident. Full of potential.
Then I opened it.
The bag inside was about 2 inches shorter than the box and only half full.
I have seen better commitment from roosters.
Nothing crushes your dreams quite like opening a package and discovering you paid for a relationship with the BOX, not the product.
Manufacturers out here selling us luxury air with a complimentary snack.
At this point, I would like to know:
• Who approved this?
• Why is the bag wearing high-water pants?
• Did the missing cereal get lost in shipping?
• Was inflation hungry?
I am a farmer. If I sold half a dozen eggs in a carton labeled “full dozen,” people would chase me through the farmers market with pitchforks.
The lesson today:
Whether it is cereal, chips, cookies, or life in general… expectations should match reality.
Because nothing is more disappointing than paying full price and getting half the experience.