Kiser Ridge Farm

Kiser Ridge Farm Small Appalachian farm raising livestock, kids, and a little chaos. The definition of Farm Feral!

Goats • cows • chickens • feral energy

🐐Home of Floyd the Felon 🐐

👇 KiserRidgeFarm.com ...shall grow all trees.... because their waters they issued out of the sanctuary: and the fruit thereof shall be for meat, and the leaf thereof for medicine.Ezekiel 47:12

04/22/2026

My goat was taken without a warrant, without probable cause, and without exigent circumstances.

The Tennessee Department of Agriculture’s Ag Crimes Division instructed me to retrieve my goat and not pay fees or sign documents.

After I refused, a complaint was filed with them—something the Director of Animal Control is on video stating he would do if I did not comply.

They did inspect my farm.

The findings showed:
• No neglect
• No cruelty
• No distress
• No probable cause for removal
• The alleged embedment wound on his nose was nothing more than a scrape that was being treated properly.

So at this point, the question is not what happened.

The question is—what has been done about it?

After nearly five months, there are still no clear answers.

So I’ll ask again:

• What actions have been taken?
• What accountability measures have been put in place?
• Why is a documented livestock seizure not reflected in official reporting?
• And what is being done to ensure this does not happen again?
• Why is a bonded officer of this county being allowed to violate Fourth Amendment rights, ignore Tennessee Code Annotated 39-14-211, file what could be considered a false report, trespass, and cause property damage without consequence?

This isn’t about politics.

It’s about accountability, proper procedure, and the protection of citizens’ rights.

A report was filed with the Sheriff’s Department and the County Attorney, and the matter was also discussed with the District Attorney. However, because these actions were taken under official authority, the situation is not being addressed in the same manner it would be if a private citizen had entered my property and taken my goat.

I am making everything public now, because my attorney, Lauren Biloski has released all the information.

🎥 My full statement from the 4/20/26 County Commission meeting below. I just want answers and accountability.
https://www.capcut.com/tv2/ZTkxLbJQh/





A toy company makes an action figure of you. What accessories do you come with?Ask ChatGPT to design your action figure ...
04/21/2026

A toy company makes an action figure of you. What accessories do you come with?

Ask ChatGPT to design your action figure with your accessories and post it below 👇





This right here… this is how gangs start on a farm. 😆Floyd the Felon out here recruiting tiny accomplices like: “Listen ...
04/21/2026

This right here… this is how gangs start on a farm. 😆Floyd the Felon out here recruiting tiny accomplices like: “Listen kid… rule #1 — if it’s not nailed down, it’s yours.”Meanwhile the kitten’s like: “I don’t know what this is… but it’s warm and I trust it.”
Floyd loves "babies" he steals the baby goats from their mamas and snuggles them. They let him and go graze. 😂♥️

04/16/2026

Out here raising kids with curiosity…
and apparently a willingness to taste test the wildlife. 🫠

Not the first kid I’ve handed a grub worm to…and immediately been told, “I eat it?”

At this point I’m convinced it’s a developmental stage…like walking, talking, etc... trying to eat a grub worm: developmental milestone age 3.5

Sir… we observe the grub.
We do NOT become one with the grub.

Be honest… is ‘trying to eat a grub worm’ a universal childhood milestone or just farm kids? 😂🐛

Alright farmers/homesteaders… POCKET DUMP TIME I'll go first: Fence pliers, tape measure, rusty staples, T-post clips, c...
04/15/2026

Alright farmers/homesteaders… POCKET DUMP TIME

I'll go first:
Fence pliers, tape measure, rusty staples, T-post clips, clamp, random chain… and half the pasture 🌾

For the non farmers:
That’s not junk…
that’s farm treasure.

What’s in yours? 🧐

GOOD MORNING FARM FRIENDS!POV: You walk past the mirror before coffee. Immediate regret. 🐓☕😂 Man looked himself dead in ...
04/13/2026

GOOD MORNING FARM FRIENDS!

POV: You walk past the mirror before coffee. Immediate regret. 🐓☕😂

Man looked himself dead in the eye and said: “Absolutely not today.”

I'm pretty sure this roo is my spirit animal.

Something isn’t where it belongs… 🧐(And no, I don’t mean me this time.)She's not even a little bit sorry about it.Everyb...
04/13/2026

Something isn’t where it belongs… 🧐
(And no, I don’t mean me this time.)
She's not even a little bit sorry about it.

Everybody else is lined up at the trough like they’ve got sense…and then there’s THIS one… Houdini Heifer...on the wrong side of the fence like she pays taxes out there. 🙄

Ma’am. That fence has been hot for a few years and you suddenly evolved? NO! You just made bad choices and chose violence.

Meanwhile over here—

I’ve worked 13 of the last 14 days at the big girl job, 365 of the last 365 on this farm.

Chased her ungrateful self across half the property, fixed fences like it’s my side hustle, and kept kids, goats, cows, and chaos alive…
(at least one of those is a win)

…and THIS is the respect I get.

Just wanted to check in and say:

We’re still out here doing things the Farm Feral way—slightly unhinged, under-caffeinated, and one loose heifer, one more fryer beeper, or one more grill ticket printer noise (iykyk) away from a full personality shift.

🛑Tell me I’m not alone…
Who else has one that wakes up every day and chooses violence?

Address

Lake City, TN
37769

Telephone

+18653889036

Website

http://KiserRidgeFarm.com/, https://amzn.to/46tiscl

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