Vampire Penguin Lakeland

10/17/2026

The quickest hire and fire ever

10/17/2026

Days like today, we are glad for Bat Brew Coffee. On this dreary day, we’ve sold only a few snows.

111 coffees so far (3pm) vs 18 snows

Best seller: The Dark Harvest Latte

Will people revolt when it’s gone? I’m scared to find out.

Caleb says that we should keep it until Christmas to make the people happy. But pumpkin at Christmas? 🤔 I’m not sure… sounds weird.

10/16/2026

Which number is your go-to?

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10/15/2026

QOTD from the box: What is your favorite dessert?

One commenter will receive a free snow or drink to redeem this weekend.

Winner just because it made us both laugh and roll our eyes: ‘Vampire penguin red velvet cake. Simply the best hidden menu items ever created’

Too bad he’s banned and can’t come in to claim his freebie 👀 (Stevan Kostadinovich)

10/14/2026

10/14/2026

Adding mallow cream drizzle to your Dark Harvest makes it extra cute and spooky 👀

It’s crazy that we are already almost halfway through October! We will miss the Dark Harvest, but we are excited for the new specials coming up.

10/13/2026

Our window booth now has a box and in that box is a pile of conversation starter questions

QOTD: What do you complain about more than anything else?

One answer will be selected for a free snow or drink to redeem by 10/14

Edit: Congrats to Jamie! Her answer: Why does my family want to eat dinner, EVERY. SINGLE. DAY😩 They literally just ate dinner yesterday 🙄

10/13/2026

Today is our newest barista Alyssa’s first day!

If you come by, make sure to say hello. While she’s still warming up and getting used to our machine, we are excited about her love for latte art. (She can even make a swan!)

Do yourself a favor and order a warm drink in a house mug 🙂‍↕️

10/12/2026

Authors– one spot has opened up for our event due to a cancellation.

Comment below if you’d like for us to send you the form link to join.

What: Pages on Pine St, our annual book signing event
with over 20 signing authors

Cost: $25

Where: E Pine st Lakeland Fl

When: November 6th, 6-8pm

As a signing author, you’ll be promoted on our socials and invited to join us for our outings and group dinner on the 7th.