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Congratulations, McDonalds! Not only have you served over more than 60 billion hamburgers, you've successfully served up more than 16.8 trillion calories! And yes, we realize we are grossly underestimating your contribution to our collective global weight gain (a not insignificant achievement of 4.8 billion pounds of body fat) given that our calculations are based on the basic 280 calorie
burger and not the ubiquitous Big Mac which weighs in at a whopping (no pun intended) 485 calories. By contrast, while we've served up over 24 million pixies, our caloric contribution is less impressive. While it's true our average GreenTeaHP pixie is right around 7 calories, the calories burned while tearing open our convenient, go-anywhere package, mixing it in a reusable plastic water bottle, and shaking it until mixed to refreshing perfection are right around...7! And just a preemptive retort to all you math whizzes and fact checkers:
Even if our numbers don't match yours, you surely must admit that even give or take a few billion, we are the undeniable (but gracious) losers in this little calorie counting competition. Company Overview
Green Tea has been brewed and consumed for thousands of years as a professed “aid to many health ailments.” Even though the health benefits of green tea have become more commonly known throughout the world, the consumption of green tea has not caught on due to a variety of reasons – taste, lack of supply, access, differing cultural norms, and on and on. GreenTeaHP, however, is quickly overcoming those barriers. It tastes great, is convenient and very accessible. Most importantly, its healthy ingredients are supported by verifiable scientific research. GreenTeaHP contains the right amount of EGCG, the antioxidant that is specific to green tea. EGCG has been researched in thousands of clinical trials and studies throughout the last fifty years. This powerful antioxidant assists in neutralizing free radicals that produce harmful effects in your body. Free radicals are associated with aging, cancer, alcohol induced liver damage, smoking related diseases, and a host of other illnesses. Studies show that EGCG can play a key role in defending the health risks associated with free radicals, and is pivotal in repairing damage that creates even the most common of illnesses that plague the general population. Description
Why Drink Green Tea? Our bodies are made up of 70 percent water and every day we consume more than a gallon of liquid. With the highest consumption of soda and overpriced calorie-rich coffee drinks in the world, Americans spend more on unhealthy beverages than any other culture. In just the US alone, Americans consume over 15 billion gallons of soda a year and have the highest rate of obesity in the world. Some health experts calculate that the risk between weight gain and soda consumption is so strong, the risk of obesity could be increased 1.6 times for every can of soda consumed per day over a year. In addition to soda consumption being linked to weight gain, it’s also linked to osteoporosis, tooth decay, high blood pressure, and diabetes. In contrast, cultures that drink green tea have the longest life expectancy rates, have decreased incidences of chronic diseases, have increased quality of life, and have the lowest obesity rates. In addition, green tea has been proven to increase energy, promote well-being, increase metabolization of fats, and increase weight loss daily. With health care costs increasing and risks of developing obesity, diabetes, and multiple chronic diseases on the rise, simply changing what you drink could be the simplest way to dramatically improve long-term health. General Information
Why Drink Green Tea?
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