10/16/2026
Cleaning up after a Bernese Mountain Dog is less of a chore and more of a full-scale tactical operation. Between the thick, double-layered coat and the constant "blowing" of their fur, you aren't just vacuuming; you are harvesting enough material to knit a second dog by noon. It’s a perpetual blizzard of soft, silky fluff that defies all laws of physics and lint rollers. I chose this, but I’m fairly certain my vacuum is currently filing for worker’s compensation.