The Hungarian Princess No-Krap Kitchen

The Hungarian Princess No-Krap Kitchen Hungarian by blood, global in the kitchen. I don’t touch Hungarian classics — they’re perfect as-is. Fakanál optional, sass mandatory.

Instead, I cook clean, from-scratch recipes inspired by flavors everywhere.

“Eating healthy is too expensive.”This package of carne picada cost $12.82. For the two of us, it will become:• Two warm...
08/30/2026

“Eating healthy is too expensive.”

This package of carne picada cost $12.82. For the two of us, it will become:

• Two warm beef salads with black beans, vegetables and cumin-lime vinaigrette
• A breakfast pie made with the cooked beef left over from the salads
• Eight beef, black bean and brown rice stuffed poblano halves—enough for at least two more meals

Obviously, this degree of versatility is easier because we don’t have children living at home and aren’t feeding a crowd. We’re two older adults who know how much we actually eat. I may eat one stuffed pepper half; Gary may eat two. Neither of us needs to eat until our pants require emergency structural relief.

Eating well isn’t necessarily cheap—but it doesn’t have to be outrageously expensive, either. You have to know what to buy, when to buy it, how to cook it and how to turn leftovers into a different meal instead of merely reheating yesterday’s plate.

And being in your late 50s or early 60s does not automatically require surrendering to preventable weight gain and every health problem we’ve been conditioned to accept as “normal aging.” We cannot control everything, but portion size and what we put on our plates still matter.

Better to give your money to the grocer than to the doctor.

The Hungarian Princess No-Krap Kitchen

Oxtails (marked 50% off) met homemade pork broth, bacon–white-wine reduction, fresh thyme and Hungarian Gulyáskrém—then ...
08/30/2026

Oxtails (marked 50% off) met homemade pork broth, bacon–white-wine reduction, fresh thyme and Hungarian Gulyáskrém—then spent the afternoon braising low and very, very slow.

After resting overnight, they landed over sprouted brown rice in a gravy so rich it may require its own tax bracket.

What started out half off ended tasting like a million bucks!

LOW-AND-SLOW HUNGARIAN BACON-WINE BRAISED OXTAILS

Oxtails slowly braised with homemade pork broth, fresh thyme, Hungarian pepper paste and a bacon–white-wine reduction, then rested overnight and served over sprouted brown rice.

Serves: 3–4
Prep time: Approximately 30 minutes
Braising time: Approximately 5–6 hours
Best served: The following day

INGREDIENTS

• Approximately 2½ pounds beef oxtails
• Salt and freshly ground black pepper
• 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon bacon fat or olive oil, only if needed
• 1 medium onion, roughly chopped
• 2 cups baby carrots, divided
• 4–5 cloves garlic, minced or pressed
• 1 tablespoon sweet Hungarian Gulyáskrém
• ⅓–½ cup bacon–white-wine reduction
• Approximately 2–3 cups homemade pork broth
• 6–8 sprigs fresh thyme
• 1 bay leaf, optional
• Cooked sprouted brown rice, for serving

GULYÁSKRÉM SUBSTITUTE

Most American kitchens will not have Gulyáskrém. Substitute 1 tablespoon tomato paste if necessary.

The finished dish will not have quite the same Hungarian pepper character, but it will still be deeply savory and delicious.

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Heat the oven to 275°F.
2. Pat the oxtails very dry. Season lightly with salt and generously with black pepper. The Gulyáskrém, bacon reduction and broth may already contain salt.
3. Sprinkle the flour over the oxtails and toss until each piece has a thin, even coating. Shake off any excess flour.
4. Heat a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add bacon fat or olive oil only if needed.
5. Brown the oxtails deeply on several sides, working in batches so they do not crowd the pot. This should take approximately 8–12 minutes per batch. Transfer the browned oxtails to a plate.
6. Reduce the heat to medium. Add the onion and approximately half of the carrots. Cook for 5–7 minutes, stirring and scraping the browned bits from the bottom.
7. If using Gulyáskrém, add it with the garlic and cook for 30–60 seconds, stirring constantly.

If substituting tomato paste, cook the tomato paste for 1–2 minutes before adding the garlic. Add the garlic and cook for another 30 seconds.

8. Pour in the bacon–white-wine reduction. Scrape the bottom of the pot thoroughly and allow the reduction to bubble for approximately 1 minute.
9. Return the oxtails and their accumulated juices to the pot. Add the thyme and bay leaf.
10. Pour in enough pork broth to reach approximately two-thirds of the way up the oxtails. Do not completely submerge the meat.
11. Bring the liquid just to a gentle simmer on the stovetop. Cover the Dutch oven tightly and transfer it to the oven.
12. Braise for approximately 5–6 hours. Check the pot after the first hour. The liquid should barely tremble around the edges rather than actively boil.

HOT-OVEN NOTE: If the liquid bubbles more than very gently at 275°F, reduce the oven to 250°F. My hot-running oven required 250°F for the proper low-and-slow braise.

13. After approximately 3 hours, turn and rearrange the oxtails. Add the remaining carrots, replace the lid and return the pot to the oven.
14. Begin checking the largest oxtail around 4½–5 hours. It is ready when:

• A fork slides into the thickest meat with very little resistance.
• The meat separates easily when the fork is gently twisted.
• The meat has contracted from the ends of the bone.
• The center bone wiggles freely.

If the meat still feels tight, rubbery or chewy, cover the pot and continue braising in 30-minute increments.

15. Once the oxtails are completely tender, uncover the pot for the final 30–45 minutes only if the gravy needs reducing.
16. Remove the thyme stems and bay leaf. Taste the gravy before adding additional salt.

OVERNIGHT REST

For the best flavor, cool the oxtails in their gravy and refrigerate them within two hours of leaving the oven.

Leave the meat on the bones overnight. The following day, remove the solidified fat from the surface.

Reheat the oxtails gently, covered, at 250–275°F or over low heat on the stovetop. Add a splash of pork broth only if the gravy has become too thick.

Serve the large oxtails bone-in over sprouted brown rice. Meat from the small, fiddly pieces may be removed from the bones and returned to the gravy.

ESTIMATED MACROS

Per serving, based on four servings and including approximately ¾ cup cooked sprouted brown rice:

• Calories: 590–650
• Protein: 36–42 grams
• Fat: 24–31 grams
• Carbohydrates: 44–51 grams

Without the rice:

• Calories: 420–480
• Protein: 32–38 grams
• Fat: 23–29 grams
• Carbohydrates: 10–14 grams

These are estimates because oxtails vary substantially in meat-to-bone ratio. The final fat content also depends on how thoroughly the rendered fat is removed after chilling and how much gravy is served.

HEALTH BENEFITS

• Oxtail provides complete protein along with iron, zinc, vitamin B12, selenium and phosphorus.

• Its connective tissue becomes gelatin during the long braise, supplying glycine and other amino acids while naturally giving the gravy its silky texture.

• Carrots contribute beta-carotene, which the body converts to vitamin A.

• Sprouted brown rice adds complex carbohydrates, magnesium and manganese.

• Serving the oxtails with carrots and brown rice stretches a relatively small amount of rich meat into a satisfying, balanced meal.

This is not a particularly light meal, but it is nutrient-dense, protein-rich and made entirely from recognizable ingredients.

Fermented Garlic-Bacon MayoThe first picture was the question.The second picture is the answer—and the answer is HELL YE...
08/29/2026

Fermented Garlic-Bacon Mayo

The first picture was the question.

The second picture is the answer—and the answer is HELL YES.

This particular fermented rabbit hole began when my sourdough starter failed spectacularly. But we do not wallow in failure here at the Hungarian Princess No-Krap Kitchen. We pivot… preferably toward bacon.

Made from scratch with fresh garlic, bacon, and kefir whey, then left to ferment until pleasantly tangy, this mayo turned out absolutely HEAVENLY—rich, smoky, garlicky, and just funky enough to make ordinary mayonnaise seem deeply inadequate.

I had intended to add a little bacon pan fond, but accidentally used every last bit in the braised oxtail. Honestly? It didn’t need it. But the next time bacon is cooking, I’ll deglaze that pan because leaving flavor behind is practically a misdemeanor.

Experiment concluded.

Fermented foolishness: wildly successful.

Recipe in comments below, as always!

This started as Celery-Basil Soup.Then I did what I do best: refused to leave well enough alone.Five cups of that velvet...
08/02/2026

This started as Celery-Basil Soup.

Then I did what I do best: refused to leave well enough alone.

Five cups of that velvety soup became the sauce for a creamy casserole loaded with brown rice fusilli, shredded chicken, ricotta, mozzarella and those gorgeous oyster mushrooms from the farmers market—all tucked beneath a crispy, buttery breadcrumb crust.

So apparently I made soup… merely as an ingredient for dinner.

Welcome to the Hungarian Princess No-Krap Kitchen, where even the leftovers have ambitions. 👑

BTW… I did not use spinach this time, but use fresh oyster mushrooms from the Breckinridge Farmer’s Market.

Here is the link to the recipe for the celery-basil soup needed to make this baked chicken pasta dish.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122139575139137881&id=61584136451630

Some people see a pile of banana peppers at the farmers market.A Hungarian sees lecsó. 🇭🇺Sweet peppers, ripe tomatoes, o...
08/01/2026

Some people see a pile of banana peppers at the farmers market.

A Hungarian sees lecsó. 🇭🇺

Sweet peppers, ripe tomatoes, onions, Hungarian paprika and kielbasa—slowly cooked into one glorious, rustic bowl of comfort. No canned sauce. No seasoning packets. No Krap.

Apparently, I do still know how to cook Hungarian food. 😂

Lecsó — proof that the best food rarely needs to be fancy.

This soup has plans.Yes, my homemade Celery-Basil Soup is perfectly capable of being dinner all by itself—creamy, savory...
07/27/2026

This soup has plans.

Yes, my homemade Celery-Basil Soup is perfectly capable of being dinner all by itself—creamy, savory, herbaceous and made with fresh basil instead of whatever Campbell’s considers a personality.

But I wanted more for it than to be just soup.

This little green bowl of No‑Krap goodness is about to become the creamy backbone of a chicken pasta bake—because around here, we don’t open a can of cream-of-something krap and call it cooking.

Would you eat it by the bowl—or immediately start plotting what to bake it into?

Fermented Mayonnaise?Apparently… that’s a thing.I’ve been making my own mayonnaise for well over a decade. In fact, year...
07/20/2026

Fermented Mayonnaise?

Apparently… that’s a thing.

I’ve been making my own mayonnaise for well over a decade. In fact, years ago a little breakfast sandwich shop in downtown Little Rock called Andina’s used to buy it from me because they loved it so much. I was heartbroken when they closed after losing their lease last year.

I’ve also been culturing my own kefir for about two years now.

So when I stumbled across the idea of fermenting homemade mayonnaise, I immediately thought…

“Well now… why didn’t I think of that?”

Today’s batch is happily sitting on the counter, inoculated with my homemade kefir and beginning its little fermentation journey.

If all goes well, it should develop a deeper tang, beneficial cultures, and last longer in the refrigerator than traditional homemade mayo.

One of the things I love most about cooking is that no matter how long you’ve been doing it, there’s always something new to learn.

Now… I will admit the sourdough starter and I had a disagreement.

It won.

For now.

I didn’t give up though…

I merely pivoted until I gather the chutzpah to conquer that too. 😄

Have you ever discovered a new twist on something you’ve been making for years?

Roasted Garlic Cauliflower Soup(Or: How a “clean out the refrigerator” day accidentally became one of my favorite recipe...
07/19/2026

Roasted Garlic Cauliflower Soup

(Or: How a “clean out the refrigerator” day accidentally became one of my favorite recipes.)

Sometimes the best recipes aren’t planned.

They’re born from a lonely head of cauliflower that has seen better days, a few bulbs of roasted garlic begging not to go to waste, a chunk of Parmesan that somehow escaped Gary’s snacking, and a stubborn refusal to let perfectly good food end up in the trash.

Then came the wildcard…

A little turmeric.
A whisper of nutmeg.
A spoonful of mushroom powder.
Bone broth.
A swirl of sour cream.
And toasted pumpkin seeds for that buttery little crunch.

I wasn’t expecting much.

Then Gary took one bite…

…and immediately looked at me with that face.

You know the one.

The “Don’t change a damned thing” face.

This one is staying in the permanent recipe binder.

If you love rich, velvety comfort food without all the processed junk, this one belongs in your kitchen.

Because good food doesn’t have to come from a box… and the best recipes are often born from what you already have.

What forgotten ingredient in your refrigerator has surprised you the most?

Ugly Banana Nut BreadThis recipe wasn’t supposed to happen.Gary came home with a container of caramelized walnuts (way b...
07/07/2026

Ugly Banana Nut Bread

This recipe wasn’t supposed to happen.

Gary came home with a container of caramelized walnuts (way bougie; made in Spain lol). They weren’t bad… they just had a slightly bitter finish that wasn’t doing it for me.

Then I remembered the ugly bananas I’d frozen months ago.

And then I remembered that after decades of making the “Mrs. Fields” banana bread recipe, I’ve somehow managed to hide the cookie recipe book from myself. (If you know, you know.)

So instead of trying to recreate it from memory, I started from scratch.

Browned butter (half of it was my homemade kefir butter).
A splash of Cognac.
Warm spices.
Those “problem” walnuts.
And every last ugly banana I refused to throw away.

The result?

Two loaves that disappeared faster than I expected.

Turns out those walnuts weren’t the problem—they just needed a better job!

Recipe’s in the comments, as always.

Have you ever created something better by accident because you had to use what was on hand? Drop a line in the comments.

Sometimes the best meals start long before you ever step into the kitchen.This Salisbury steak was made with venison gen...
07/07/2026

Sometimes the best meals start long before you ever step into the kitchen.

This Salisbury steak was made with venison generously shared by my niece’s husband, who keeps our freezer stocked from time to time. When someone puts in the time, patience, and skill to ethically harvest quality meat, the least I can do is treat it with respect in the kitchen.

Tonight that meant Salisbury steak smothered in a rich onion and mushroom gravy, served with cinnamon-kissed smashed sweet potatoes and buttery sautéed chopped cauliflower for just the right bit of texture.

(And yes… I may have gotten a little enthusiastic with the parsley. We shall call it rustic elegance.)

Gary declared it a winner, so I’d call that a successful evening.

As always, the full recipe will be posted in the comments.

If you enjoy cooking from scratch with real ingredients, follow The Hungarian Princess – No Krap Kitchen. There’s always another recipe coming.

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