05/13/2026
TIRED HUMANS CLUB ☕️🌿
Now meeting at Juice on the Corner.
For the moms, dads, business owners, ranch hands, night shifters, festival survivors, tiny human chauffeurs, and everyone else just trying to make it through the week with a little joy and functioning nervous system left.
Our latte menu is built differently on purpose.
✨ Everyday Dose Coffee
Made with hydrolyzed collagen peptides, functional mushrooms like lion’s mane + chaga, coffee, and L-theanine for smoother energy and less “my heart is vibrating out of my chest” caffeine vibes.
✨ Terrasoul Ceremonial Matcha
Clean, steady energy packed with antioxidants and focus support without the crash. Earthy, intentional, and ridiculously good.
Choose your milk:
🥛 Mill-King whole milk from grass-fed Texas cows
OR
🌱 our house-made raw organic pumpkin seed milk loaded with minerals, healthy fats, and creamy goodness without gums or weird fillers.
Then make it extra:
🍌 Banana Cold Foam
Real organic banana, Mill-King cream, organic cane sugar, hint of cinnamon. Basically banana bread energy.
🍓 Raspberry Danish Cold Foam
The one everyone keeps talking about. House-made organic raspberry syrup + fluffy vanilla cream cheese foam for full raspberry cheesecake vibes.
And yes… all of our iced coffees and matchas are served in a 24oz cup because tiny coffees during survival mode just feels rude.
No artificial syrups. No mystery oils. No neon powdered nonsense. Just intentional ingredients, real nourishment, and drinks made by actual humans who care what goes into your cup.
Welcome to the club, tired humans. We saved you a seat.