Battered Bliss

12/09/2025

🎄🍪 Christmas Cookie Boxes Are Here! 🍪🎄

Looking for the sweetest way to get your little ones excited for Christmas? I’m offering “Dear Santa” Cookie Boxes — perfect for holiday fun, gifts, or a new Christmas Eve tradition!

Each box includes:
✨ 1 large cookie iced in white royal icing with “Dear Santa” at the top
✨ A blank space for your child to write their Christmas list
✨ 1 edible marker included
✨ 3 mini cookies decorated in colorful paint-splatter icing

Let your kids write their wishlist directly on the cookie — Santa will love it! 😉

🎁 $10 per box
Perfect for holiday gift giving, class treats, or Christmas Eve activities!

Message me to order yours today before they sell out! 🎅❤️

12/08/2025

🎄 FREEZER COOKIE DOUGH FOR CHRISTMAS! 🍪✨

Need cookies to bake for Santa?
Want to treat yourself?
Or looking for the perfect holiday gift?
I’ve got you covered! ❤️

I’m now taking orders for my Christmas freezer cookie dough slabs!
Each slab makes 15 fresh-baked cookies — just pop it in the oven and enjoy!

🎁 Perfect for gifting!
Every slab comes with a cute tag + baking instructions.

💲 $8 each
Or grab gift-ready ones for $8 — perfect for teachers, coworkers, neighbors & more!

📩 Message me to order!
Make holiday baking easy this year. ❄️🍪✨

12/08/2025

🎉 I’m officially BACK full-time doing cakes! 🎉

Hey everyone! As many of you know, I recently made the decision to become a stay-at-home mom, and with that has come something I’ve truly been missing… baking! 💕

I took a break while juggling a full-time job and being a mom of 3, but now that I finally have the time again, I’m so excited to get back to doing what I LOVE — creating delicious desserts for your special moments. 🍰✨

If you need cakes, cupcakes, cookies, or any sweet treats… I’m taking orders!
Christmas is only 17 days away, so now is the perfect time to get your holiday dessert orders in! 🎄❄️

📩 Message me for all your dessert needs!
Thank you all for the continued support — I can’t wait to bake for you again! ❤️

06/05/2025

🍓✨ Now Taking Preorders! ✨🍓
Get ready to treat yourself with our 12oz Fruity Pebble Cheesecake Cups – a sweet, creamy dessert layered with fun and fruity crunch! 💕🧁

📍 Pickup Date: June 13th
💸 $12 each – Payment due at time of ordering
📲 CashApp: $batteredbliss

These won’t last long – limited quantities available so don’t wait to snag yours! 🎉
Perfect for a weekend treat or to surprise someone with something sweet! 💖

📩 DM to order today!

06/03/2025

🎆 Get Those Fourth of July Orders In! 🇺🇸

Planning a cookout, family gathering, or just want to add some sweetness to your celebration? We’ve got you covered with all your red, white, and delicious treats! ❤️🤍💙

🧁 Cupcakes
🍭 Cake Pops
🎂 Cakes
…and more custom desserts made just for your 4th of July party!

📅 Order deadline: June 23rd
📩 Send us a message to place your order today!

Let’s make your celebration a little sweeter this year! 🎇

06/03/2025

🛠️ Father’s Day Treat Boxes Are Here! 🍓🍫

Celebrate the dads in your life with something sweet AND cool! Our Father’s Day Treat Boxes come packaged in a mini toolbox-style container — because every great dad needs tools… especially dessert tools 😋

Each box includes:
🔹 6 Chocolate Covered Strawberries
🔹 3 Chocolate Covered Pretzels
🔹 3 Chocolate Covered Oreos

💲 Only $35
📦 LIMITED orders available – once they’re gone, they’re gone!
💵 Payment due at time of ordering via Cash App: $batteredbliss

Give Dad a treat he’ll actually enjoy — because he deserves it!

📩 DM to order today!

01/03/2025

01/02/2025

🌹❤️ Valentine’s Day Orders Are Open! ❤️🌹

Treat your loved ones (or yourself!) this Valentine’s Day with one of our delicious, handcrafted options:

💝 Option 1: The Classic Dozen
6 white chocolate strawberries with red hearts & 6 milk chocolate strawberries with white chocolate drizzle – $45

💝 Option 2: Mini Strawberry Box
6 strawberries dipped in either white or milk chocolate – $22

💝 Option 3: Assorted Mini Box
2 chocolate-covered strawberries & 2 white chocolate cake popsicles – $12

💝 Option 4: The “I 🩷 U” Box
9 chocolate-covered strawberries paired with beautiful roses – $75

📆 Order Deadline: February 1st to guarantee product availability.
💳 Payment Due at Time of Ordering:
• Cash App: $sweetretreatsweets
• Venmo:
• Apple Pay

Secure your spot now to make this Valentine’s Day extra sweet! 🥰💌

12/06/2024

Red Velvet Cake Rolls 🍰

$20 each ❤️
Optional precutting available at request.

12/05/2024

🎄🍎 Teacher Gift Sets Are Here! 🍓🎅

This holiday season, let Sweet Retreat help you show appreciation for the amazing teachers in your life! I’m offering three festive gift options:

1️⃣ Charcuterie Box – $25
A beautifully arranged box of sweet and savory bites, perfect for holiday snacking.

2️⃣ Christmas Cookie – $7 each
A delicious cookie shaped like a pencil with a Santa hat, personalized with your teacher’s name and topped with a festive tag.

3️⃣ Strawberry & Pretzel Box – $25
Includes 6 decadent chocolate-covered strawberries and a chocolate-dipped pretzel stick, all beautifully packaged for the season.

🎁 Delivery Date: December 19th
💵 Payment: Due at the time of placing your order via Cash App: $sweetretreatsweets
📦 Limited Spots Available – Order early to secure your gifts!

Let’s make your teacher gifts extra sweet this year! Message me to place your order.

Thank you for supporting my small business this holiday season! ❤️

Final day to order is December 13th ⚠️

02/22/2024

🌸🐰🌼 **Easter Cookie Sale!** 🌼🐰🌸

Get ready to celebrate Easter with our deliciously festive cookies! Each cookie is beautifully decorated in bright spring colors, perfect for the season.

📅 **Pickup Date:** March 28th
💰 **Price:** $7 each
🐥 **Add-on:** Add a cute peep cookie for just $3 extra!

📝 **Order Details:**
- **Pre-orders only** Last day to order is March 17th
- Payment due at the time of ordering
- Send payments to Cash App: $sweetretreatsweets

Don't miss out on these delightful treats! Place your order now and make your Easter even sweeter. Contact us to place your order or for any inquiries.