04/24/2026
This has nothing to do with food and everything to do with what the hell. 😂
Can someone PLEASE explain to me how children instinctively know when they don’t have to be up early?
School day? Dead asleep until you’re dragging them out of bed with fifteen minutes to spare.
Friday at 5:47 AM? Wide awake. Full of energy. Ready to discuss very important topics.
I have been a parent long enough to know that I will never have the answer to this question and I have made my peace with it.
Mostly.
Send coffee. Send prayers. Send literally anything.
Happy Friday everybody. 😂🌿