10/16/2026
📣 New Friend Friday
Love is blooming under the fluorescent lights of Culver's, Pitbull is apparently covered by health insurance, and somebody's cat is about to become a pirate. We'd say things are getting out of hand, but that ship sailed a long time ago.
First Date at Culvers
Pastry Sour with Peach, Apricot, Vanilla & Graham Cracker - 9.0% ABV
Romance is in the air, dancing amongst the smells of freshly fried curds while fresh, never-frozen beef sizzles on the flat top in the back.
As you sit at the table making small talk, an angel in a blue apron and visor approaches. Arms outstretched, they present you with two scoops and two spoons.
This is truly the beginning of something beautiful.
Prescription for Pitbull
Draft Only: Hazy IPA with Citra, Cashmere & Riwaka - 6.7% ABV
Went to the doctor. Told him I've been feeling a little off lately. He ran some tests, checked my vitals, and handed me a prescription to see Pitbull live in concert.
Two tickets. Front row if possible. Take with a couple of cold b**rs.
Not sure if insurance covers this, but we're submitting the claim anyway.
Someone Get That Cat an Eyepatch
Draft Only: Super Saison with Centennial, Mosaic & Idaho Gem - 8.0% ABV
Look at him. Sitting on the windowsill like he just returned from seven years at sea. Missing a chunk of ear, staring into the distance, and refusing to explain what happened behind the garage last Tuesday.
Someone get that cat an eyepatch. He's earned it.
New friends are pouring now. 🍻