Flatt Cola

02/06/2013

Hey Flatt fans. My names Ashley. I just joined the Flatt team. Hopefully 2013 is going well everyone and your dominating whatever you're doing.

10/01/2012

It's been a while since we pulled out this gem. Enjoy!

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09/28/2012

Here at Flatt we don't think the NYC law went far enough. We say that any drink over 8.4 oz. and not in sarcastic orange cans should be banned immediately. Agree?

09/26/2012

Restore YOUR faith in humanity with the sweet energizing taste of a Flatt cola.

SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity. “This shat...

09/24/2012

Turn that 'case of the Mondays' upside down with a spicy smooth can of Flatt...You could be having a 'sʎɐpuoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsɐɔ'!

09/21/2012

The World Beard and Mustache Championship is just a couple months away...can't wait to check out all those manly nose manes and chin mufflers. Should we compete?

09/20/2012

Last week NYC officially banned drinks over 16 oz...that's awesome because Flatt already comes in a tasty package half that size!

09/08/2012

Happy Birthday to papa Flatt aka Dave! Flatt-tinis and Flatt Jacks all around!

09/06/2012

Hey all you Flatt fans out there! This is Sylvia checking in here, the newest member of the Flatt media team! With the start of another school year, prepare to dominate those scantron scoundrels with a case of Flatt cola!

06/26/2012

We're itching to give out this Flatt. Next 6 fans still get a shot. Share if you like puppies, and Flatt...

05/15/2012

Hey guys and gals, we're almost there! 988! You guys rock, only 12 more people get a chance at sweet, sweet Flatt nectar!

05/13/2012

Happy Mothers Day! Nothing tells mom "I love you" more than an ice cold Flatt! But if the store is completely out of Flatt, we recommend Roses!