10/14/2026
🚨 THE AI-GATE SCANDAL: the edited bathroom selfie that caused too much anger 🚨
Despite recent events involving a bathroom selfie, artificial intelligence, and what may be the most unexpected plot twist in my baking career… The Guilty Cookie will, in fact, be at the Downtown Manhattan Farmers Market this Saturday. 😂🥐
Never in my wildest dreams did I think a photo of me looking like I just lost a fight with my alarm clock would cause this much commotion. Was I prepared for my bathroom selfie to have a longer public life than some y’all’s sourdough starter? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Apparently, I should’ve booked a photographer, hair, makeup, and a croissant-filled photo shoot just to ask for leads on a commercial space. 😂
Ma’am. I bake croissants at 4 a.m. I barely know what day it is. Some mornings, I’m not even entirely sure I’m the one operating the body.
But hey, if we’re going to have an AI scandal, at least it should involve croissants instead of a photo of me of all things.
Anyway, I’ll be back at the farmers market this Saturday with REAL pastries, REAL butter, and the REAL me. No AI version of me will be attending. She’s unavailable. She’s busy getting roasted on the internet.
Come see us Saturday for your favorite pastries before they’re gone. Some of our most popular items have a habit of disappearing before we’ve even finished setting up.
Also, if your child has recently misplaced a Hulk toy, one has mysteriously appeared in our photo gallery. 💚 Please claim your tiny green fugitive.