10/06/2022
Look for interesting food and beverage reviews from a unique old school perspective of establishments in the South Jersey Philly area starting soon!!!!
Ratings will be from one to five vowels, as any legit Italian American has many vowels in their last name!
Categories reviewed may include:
Location/parking- easily found and enough parking to park a gray 2003 Mercury Marquis
Menu- understandable and does not include BS buzzwords like “ hand crafted” or “artesian”
Logistics - if an inside location, rest rooms available since folks in PopPops age group are able to p*e on a moments notice.
Value- costs have to be somewhat in line with what they would be in 1993
Portion size- an item sold as large is large- most of PopPops population are fat asses
I Want 2. - item tastes so good that PopPop wants to eat another.
Customer Service. - PopPops age group wants their butt kissed like it was “back in the day” Nothing is better to see then a smiling server.
Payment. Cash or credit card. None of that Venmo, Zelle, ApplePay, crypto, or other millennial
methods
