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Critical Hit Confections Hello! My name is Carly and I am a nerdy baker extraordinaire. Check the regular menu for items ready-to-go and don't forget to reach out for custom cake orders.

At Critical Hit, we never miss!

Yesterday was my mom's birthday, so I invented a new flavor for her.Introducing the Red Velvet: buttermilk cocoa cookie ...
10/18/2026

Yesterday was my mom's birthday, so I invented a new flavor for her.
Introducing the Red Velvet: buttermilk cocoa cookie with cream cheese chips and red sprinkles.
She gets to be the first one to try them (after Jake and I... hey, someone has to taste-test these things!), but they will be available for sale as soon as I get back from NJ.

Fans of Shenmue 2 will recognize the game we'll be bringing to the Becker Halloween Fest next Monday 10/26.Kids get thre...
10/15/2026

Fans of Shenmue 2 will recognize the game we'll be bringing to the Becker Halloween Fest next Monday 10/26.
Kids get three poker chips with which to place their bets before we roll the dice and hand out prizes.
Can't wait to see you there!

I am way worse at photography than I am at cake decorating. How am I supposed to get a good angle on this thing?!Obviou...
10/14/2026

I am way worse at photography than I am at cake decorating. How am I supposed to get a good angle on this thing?!

Obviously, fresh fruit is not cottage law friendly, but hit me up for special orders and I can work with you on flavors (with the understanding that I work from a home kitchen that is not licensed or inspected, but also that I have decades of experience with food safety).

It's my favorite time of year to be a cake decorator!
10/11/2026

It's my favorite time of year to be a cake decorator!

Happy October, y'all!
10/08/2026

Happy October, y'all!

Pro tip: You don't need to stack cakes to get an elegant tiered look. Arrange two similarly decorated cakes at differen...
10/06/2026

Pro tip: You don't need to stack cakes to get an elegant tiered look. Arrange two similarly decorated cakes at different heights on the table (or use floating cake stands) to achieve the same effect without the fuss or fear of tipping over.

Shop our leftovers sale, live now:https://criticalhitconfections.com/go/kT1Me863-pack cookies only $3 (regularly $5)Doze...
10/02/2026

Shop our leftovers sale, live now:
https://criticalhitconfections.com/go/kT1Me86

3-pack cookies only $3 (regularly $5)
Dozen bags only $10 (regularly $15)
Plus a handful of our Glutenless and Vegan Autumn Pie Thumbprint cookies!

Pick-up and local delivery available.

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Help, friends. With the weather yesterday impacting attendance at the final market of the season, I am left with WAY too...
10/01/2026

Help, friends.
With the weather yesterday impacting attendance at the final market of the season, I am left with WAY too many cookies.
I'll be holding a flash sale on leftovers this week so that someone other than me can help eat all of these bad boys.
Comment below with your order and I'll reach out about local pickup options.
Flavors include: Molasses Ginger, Rocky Road, Pumpkin Pie, PB+J, Cookies+Cream, and Triple Chocolate.

It's the final bake day of the season and we are in full swing.See you at 3pm!!
09/29/2026

It's the final bake day of the season and we are in full swing.
See you at 3pm!!

The only appropriate way to make a thumbprint cookie when your name is Critical Hit. (Yes, of course I cleaned and sanit...
09/28/2026

The only appropriate way to make a thumbprint cookie when your name is Critical Hit.

(Yes, of course I cleaned and sanitized it first)

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