09/23/2026
OUR PUMPKIN DEALER HAS DELIVERED.
East Post Pumpkins installed our fall display yesterday, and would you just LOOK at this. Even Ratchet Rhonda, the cow, looks like she’s about to bring a dish to pass.
Naturally, we needed a menu to match the autumnal vibes. Fall features arrive ‼️NEXTWEEK‼️, and we’re telling you now so you can rearrange whatever needs rearranging… diets, schedules, appointments, etc.
Here’s what’s coming soon:
• Monster Cookie Dough Sundae
• Caramel Apple Crumb Cake à la Mode
• Pumpkin Oreo Shake
• Apple C***r Float
• Snickers Apple Salad Sundae 😂
• Queso Brisket Fries
• Queso Brisket Dog
• Pimento Honey Fried Chicken Sandwich
• Loaded Chili - soup season, people
Yes, we turned a Midwest “salad” into a sundae. It’s what our ancestors would have wanted.
➡️In other news Uptown Marion District’s Fall Farmer’s Market and Dog Fashion Show are this Saturday 8am-noon… what a perfect opportunity to come admire our beautiful pumpkins with your eyes only, grab a pupcake for your doggy, stroll the market and shops, and enjoy your ‼️LAST CHANCE TO INDULGE IN OUR CRAB RANGOON FRIES‼️
Thank you. That is all.