Brown's Pro Food Reviews

09/02/2026

🚨🔥 DMV CHICKEN — THE BEST CHICKEN IN THE DMV?! 🔥🚨

📍 DMV Chicken
3806 Old Silver Hill Rd
Hillcrest Heights, MD
(I call it Suitland 😂)

Y’ALL… there is NO REASON this place should EVER be empty!! 😳🔥

First off, ALL THE SIDES ARE 10 OUT OF 10! 💯
I’m talking about that grandma-in-the-kitchen-in-the-90s type of cooking! 😂🙌🏾

🔥 Potato Salad — 10/10
🔥 Green Beans — 10/10
🔥 Mac & Cheese — 10/10
🔥 Hush Puppies — 10/10

NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS CHICKEN!!! 🍗😳🔥

The chicken has a TON OF FLAVOR!

🥖 DMV Grilled Chicken Sub — PACKED with flavor!

🍗 Chicken Bites — Fresh, tender, crispy and cooked JUST RIGHT!

🔥 Honey Old Bay Wings — I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW… GET THESE ASAP!!! That flavor is CRAZY!

🍗 Whole Wings — Taste like your mama went back in that kitchen and started cooking again! 😂 Crispy, seasoned and FLAVORFUL!

AND DON'T FORGET THE SAUCES!!! 👀

🔥 Crank Sauce
🔥 Mumbo Sauce

BOTH ARE TORCH!!! 💯🔥

But if you’re like me… MIX THEM TOGETHER! 😳

We’re calling that the BROWN’S PRO FOOD REVIEWS SAUCE! 😂🔥🔥🔥

10 OUT OF 10!

DMV Chicken, y’all are doing your THING! 💯

They have a ton of Wind sauce flavors!! Pick your favorite!!

There is absolutely NO REASON THIS PLACE SHOULD BE EMPTY!

🏃🏾‍♂️💨 RUN THERE ASAP!!!

Trust me on this one! 🍗🔥💯

09/02/2026

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🚨🔥 DMV CHICKEN — THE BEST CHICKEN IN THE DMV?! 🔥🚨📍 DMV Chicken38...

08/30/2026

🚨 DISTRICT HEIGHTS, MD… THIS IS SEAFOOD GOT SOME HEAT! 🔥🔥🔥

We pulled up to This Is Seafood on Marlboro Pike and tried a little bit of EVERYTHING! 🦐🍗🥙

🔥 THE CHICKEN GYRO — 10/10!
OMG!! This thing is PACKED with grilled chicken and FULL OF FLAVOR! 💯 Definitely one of the stars of the show!

🐑 The Lamb Gyro — The flavor is definitely there, but it needs a little improvement. They need to ADD WAY MORE MEAT and cook that lamb a little shorter so it stays nice and tender.

🧀🍗 Chicken Quesadilla — A MUST TRY!

🧀🍤 Shrimp Quesadilla — A MUST TRY TOO!
Don't sleep on either one! 🔥

🍟 If you order the fries, make sure you tell them to ADD THE CRACK SEASONING! Trust me on this one!

🥤 Now THIS DRINK COMBO?! Mix their lemonade with C&C Fruit Punch soda and it tastes like a TRIPLE MIX! 🔥🔥🔥 TORCH!!!

🍤🍚 And that Shrimp Fried Rice?! It doesn't even need soy sauce! When the fried rice can stand on its own, you KNOW they're doing something right! 💯

📍 This Is Seafood — Marlboro Pike, District Heights, Maryland

🏃🏾‍♂️💨 RUN THERE ASAP!!!

🔥 THIS IS SEAFOOD! Is This One of the DMV’s BEST Hidden Gems?! 🦐🔥 | Brown’s Pro Food Reviews

08/28/2026

🚨🔥 DISTRICT HEIGHTS, MD — Y’ALL NEED TO RUN TO ELLA RAY’S CAFE ASAP!!! 🏃🏾‍♂️💨

Today we stopped by Ella Ray’s Cafe, and let me tell you… this is some SERIOUS comfort food! 😮‍💨🔥

🍗 Crispy Fried Chicken — Crispy, seasoned, and DELICIOUS!

🧀🍠 Mac & Cheese + Yams — BOTH were on point! 💯

🦃🔥 BBQ Turkey Wings & Ribs — PHENOMENAL!!! That BBQ was doing what it needed to do! 👏🏾

🫘 Green Beans — They were just OK for me.

🔥 Baked Beans with Peppers & Onions — YESSSSSSS!!! 🙌🏾🔥 Definitely get these!

🥬 Cabbage — Very delicious and FULL of flavor!

🥣 Chicken & Dumplings — Man listen… this made me feel like GRANDMA was back there cooking! 🥹❤️ Straight comfort food!

🙏🏾 And this place is FULL OF THE HOLY SPIRIT! The owner is one of the SWEETEST ladies we’ve ever met. You can feel the love and hospitality as soon as you walk in! ❤️🙏🏾

DISTRICT HEIGHTS… Y’ALL NEED TO RUN THERE ASAP!!! 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️💨

Trust me on this one! 🫡🔥

08/26/2026

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08/26/2026

🚨🦀 JERRY’S SEAFOOD — HOME OF THE CRAB BOMB! 🦀🚨
📍 Bowie, Maryland

Y’all already know Jerry’s Seafood is LEGENDARY for that CRAB BOMB… and I had to see what else was hitting! 👀🔥

🦀🍤 Crab & Shrimp Bomb — 6/10
Not my cup of tea. 🤷🏾‍♂️ It wasn’t bad, but I’m sticking with the ORIGINAL!

💣🦀 ORIGINAL CRAB BOMB — 10/10!!!
THIS IS A MUST!!! 💯🔥 Straight CRAB MEAT! If you come to Jerry’s and don’t get the Crab Bomb… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 😂

🍤 JUMBO FRIED PRAWNS — 🔥🔥🔥
They call these JUMBO SHRIMP… 🤣🤣 NAH, THOSE ARE PRAWNS!! Them things are HUGE! Easily some of the BEST FRIED SHRIMP IN MARYLAND! 💯🫡

🥔🍯 SEASONED POTATO WEDGES + HONEY MUSTARD
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That honey mustard with those wedges is a MISSILE! 🎯💯

🐟🍤🦀 FISHERMAN’S PLATTER — 9.5/10
This is MY WIFE’S FAVORITE! She already knew what time it was! 😂🔥

Jerry’s Seafood is DEFINITELY A MUST-TRY! If you’re a seafood lover, put this one on your list!

🏃🏾‍♂️💨 RUN THERE ASAP!!!

08/23/2026

🤢🤣🤣🤣. Wait that's how they caught that fish

08/23/2026

Gas price in SW DC back in April 2026

08/18/2026

That Eastern Carryout on Marlboro pike in District Heights MD is nothing to be played with!

My #1 Spot for the chicken with honey sauce and Mumbo sauce Combo. TORCH!!!!

RUN THERE ASAP!

08/17/2026

🚨🥐 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND RUN TO WEGMANS!!! 🥐🚨

📍 Wegmans
9001 McHugh Dr
Lanham, MD 20706

Y’all need to RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN 🏃🏾‍♂️💨 to Wegmans and grab 3 GLAZED CROISSANTS! 🤤🔥🥐

But LISTEN TO ME… DO NOT EAT THEM COLD!!!

🔥 HEAT THEM UP FIRST for 7–10 SECONDS! 🔥

That glaze gets warm… that croissant gets soft… MANNNNN LISTEN!!! 😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥

GET 3 — NOT 1, NOT 2… THREE!!! 😂🥐🥐🥐

Trust me on this one! HEAT THEM UP FIRST!!! Then come back and thank me later! 💯😂

🏃🏾‍♂️💨 RUN THERE ASAP!!!