The Gilded Teafling

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04/20/2026

Artificer Noir, our smoked lavender lapsang souchong, is a favorite among our adventuring party. 🪻Alone, it is smooth and bursting with smoky, floral flavor, and paired with other accoutrements, like steamed milk and chocolate, it provides a deep base, perfect for those who love layered flavors. Artificer Noir is perfect for those who want to try our more unique, advanced blends.

This tea, along with a few other Party favorites, is 10% off in the apothecary right now! You have to try this mysterious, magical tea at least once. It’s bound to become one of your favorites. ⚔️

04/10/2026

Far in the countryside in the world of Tria there is a small cottage that houses a fantastical being. Much of their history is shrouded in the annals of history, but those who are acquainted say that they are kind, friendly, and always ready for adventure. When you step through the threshold you are overwhelmed with smells and sites of a master at their craft. They are known as The Gilded Teafling, but their treasures are not just in gold but in summer chrysanthemums, dried assam, dark cacao, fresh pineapple, plump pomegranate, and spring roses. They take these ingredients to brew the most enchanting of teas.

But how does The Teafling acquire such exotic ingredients from the comfort of their cottage, and what is their purpose? With the help of their faithful caelocat, Assam, The Teafling traverses the many lands of Tria using their strange magic. From the floating industrial streets of Flywheel, the salt stained docks of Utagoe, and the flourishing Castletown of Theloria. The Teafling gathers ingredients not just to craft a comforting cup, but to tell the story of paths untrodden and quests unfulfilled.

And what of you, adventurer? You have come to my cottage for some reason? Yes, sit and enjoy a cup with me as I tell you of the wonder you will see on the journey ahead.

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Thank you to all who worked on this incredible project and dedicated a year of your talent to help us achieve something magical. You are all treasured companions of The Gilded Teafling.

Down with AI “Artists”


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02/13/2026

Coming Spring 2026

See how The Teafling and their trusted familiar, Assam, gather ingredients throughout the lands of Theloria in this upcoming full animation. Thank you to all the incredibly talented people who worked on this animation for the past year. We are excited for all adventurers to join The Teafling on this journey.

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11/28/2025

Are you ready to revel in our spoils? ✨ 20% off all TGT original tea, accessories, AND OUR SAMPLER BOXES!✨
👁️15% off pre-orders of our new Magnus Archives collection
🤩30% off our EPIC: The Musical, Succulent Scribbles Odyssey Pins, and Danny Motta merch!
📦We are also offering free shipping with orders $80 and up and offering a FREE TOTE with orders $100 and up.
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11/10/2025

Burning Desire 🔥
The Canyon Cafe continues to have a peculiar guests among its tables. She orders the same brew then sits there without taking a sip, and yet the cup never grows cold. The dark roast could wake the dead, its bright flavors a burst of fiery power that awakens the spirit. Would you like a cup? You could share it with your partner, a good friend, or anyone else you feel called to share The Lightless Flame with.

Pre-Orders end December 31st. Estimated to start shipping Spring 2026

Thank you to for partnering with us. Thank you to Sam Jones for the use of your music. Thank you to Kiara Lin and Maxwell Lee for designing our products. And thank you to The Teafling and our resident tea witch for concocting such delicious brews.
$1 of each tea sale goes toward the Ethical Tea Partnership
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11/08/2025

Dekker’s Addendum 💀
This existential enemy has recently come to the table to play the game of fear. It is not Death, not End, but something far more mysterious and threatening. It is no longer. This brew sings of humanity’s desolation upon this earth; Lapsang Souchong and the rich earthiness of Pu’er reminds them of where they will rest for eternity. The bright flavor and color of blackberry illustrates the stain that selfishness and near sited power as done to those that sought out life, but were never afforded it.

Pre-Orders end December 31st. Estimated to start shipping Spring 2026

Thank you to for partnering with us. Thank you to Sam Jones for the use of your music. Thank you to Kiara Lin and Maxwell Lee for designing our products. And thank you to The Teafling and our resident tea witch for concocting such delicious brews.
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Hello, adventurers! Due to inactivity on our part, we have made the decision to close our page. Fear not! We ar...
05/13/2025

Hello, adventurers! Due to inactivity on our part, we have made the decision to close our page. Fear not! We are still available to contact via email at [email protected], as we will be focusing our efforts on responding to emails more promptly. For the latest updates, please follow our Instagram account. If you have questions or need assistance, reach out to our support team at [email protected].

Today is the start of Pax East ! 🖤Find us at Booth  #10107! 🖤One of our amazing owner’s, Sydney, is running the booth to...
05/08/2025

Today is the start of Pax East ! 🖤Find us at Booth #10107! 🖤

One of our amazing owner’s, Sydney, is running the booth today. Make sure you stop by and say hi! Visit our booth and browse all of The Teafling’s wares. We have all of our favorite loose leaf tea blends and all of our released EPIC teas with us this weekend. We have lots of accessories for your tea drinking as well – from enchanted spoons to D&D modules and minis, we can help you elevate your fantasy TTRPG experience.

Don’t forget to browse through our stickers! 100% of our sticker sales go to the Trevor Project!

Want to see our EPIC merchandise in person? Now is your chance! When they were first released, The Gilded Teafling bought our own stock of EPIC Limited Edition Sweatshirts for in-person events. This will be the FINAL time we have them at an in-person event, so if you didn’t get the chance to buy an EPIC sweatshirt, this is your chance! There will also be some other EPIC surprises hidden at our booth for the lucky few who discover them!

If you’re here at PAX, don’t forget to stop by and say hi!

Shout out to for this incredible illustration of The Teafling!

✨Find us at Booth  #10107✨We will be attending Pax East,  on May 8-11th in the Expo Hall ! Come visit our booth and brow...
05/05/2025

✨Find us at Booth #10107✨

We will be attending Pax East, on May 8-11th in the Expo Hall ! Come visit our booth and browse all of The Teafling’s wares.

What can you expect? Our favorite loose leaf tea blends and all of our released EPIC teas will be there! We have lots of accessories for your tea drinking as well – from enchanted spoons to D&D modules and minis, we can help you elevate your fantasy TTRPG experience.

Looking for stickers? We’ve got those too. 100% of our sticker sales go to the Trevor Project!

Not only will we be selling tea, but we are also very excited to show off our EPIC merchandise! When they were first released, The Gilded Teafling bought our own stock of EPIC Limited Edition Sweatshirts for in-person events. This will be the last time we have them at an in-person event, so if you didn’t get the chance to buy an EPIC sweatshirt, this is your chance! There will also be some other EPIC surprises hidden at our booth for the lucky few who discover them! We would love to see you there!

As always, thank you to for this incredible illustration of The Teafling! We are still so obsessed!

Hello Winions! We have a new update on our sweatshirt shipping progress. We are now 52% complete! That’s 50000 sweaters ...
04/30/2025

Hello Winions! We have a new update on our sweatshirt shipping progress. We are now 52% complete! That’s 50000 sweaters to Winions around the world and we are excited to announce that we are on track to fulfill all of the sweatshirt orders by June 2025.

We know that you’ve been waiting, just like Penelope. Rest assured, we are working through our orders consistently every day so that they can arrive at your doorstep safely and as efficiently as possible.

Now on to some more exciting news:

⭐️ Our party has grown again! We have welcomed a Warehouse Manager, Customer Service Manager, Marketing Assistant, and a wonderful group of warehouse workers. Our incredible team has been able to streamline customer service requests, order fulfillment, and communication on social media. Though it’s not a team of 600 men, we’re moving full speed ahead towards fulfilling all of the orders so we can move to the next season of product releases.

🏰 We have outgrown our current warehouse space (AGAIN!) in just a few months and have our eyes set on another property!

⭐️This saga of ours has just begun! Make sure you turn on post notifications to be the first to see more updates as we continue with the EPIC team and learn more about The Gilded Teafling and their wonderful world. We’ve been dreaming up new ideas in paradise for our next launch. Check the next few slides for a sneak peek.

As always, thank you for your patience and support!

If you have any questions about your order, please email us at [email protected].

Hello Winions! It has been two months since pre-orders for the EPIC: The Musical Limited Edition Sweatshirts ended and t...
03/27/2025

Hello Winions! It has been two months since pre-orders for the EPIC: The Musical Limited Edition Sweatshirts ended and there have been a lot of new developments on our end!

We will be updating this graphic as often as we can to keep you all up to date with our progress!

We are 30% of the way through our order queue!
That’s over 26,000 sweatshirts packed by our four person team and sent out our doors to Winions all over the world. If you can believe it, this 30% was ordered within the first four days, and there are still 33 days left to go! Order quantities per day slowly decline as the month goes on, so our expectation is that we will be cruising through the remaining orders here soon.

There have been some changes and updates on our end as well:

📬 We need more space! We have already upgraded our warehouse space twice, but as we continue packaging these sweatshirts we realize that it’s still not enough. We’re actively working on expanding our storage capacity so that we can get ALL sweatshirts to our warehouse to catch up on early orders that were affected by the delay.

📦 We have dedicated people searching through orders to catch address validation issues, international customs requirements, and formatting mistakes before they make it to our fulfillment team. We do encourage those who are still waiting for their order to take a look at their confirmation email and review all information you submitted!

👥 Lastly, we are hiring AGAIN! We have already hired new Customer Service staff, and we are actively looking for more warehouse staff to help package orders.
⭐ Are you interested in joining our team? Take a look at the links on our page for more information.

This whole journey has been (dare I say) epic for us as a growing business. We appreciate you all so much, and thank you for your patience!
Also, thank you to for illustrating our Teafling!

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