08/04/2026
ππ» BACK TO SCHOOL =
BACK TO BEER MATH! π»π
The kids are finally back in class... which means your house just got about 87% quieter and your snack budget mysteriously doubled.
Time to celebrate your promotion from "Summer Camp Counselor" back to "Functioning Adult." (Results may vary.)
Starting next week we're switching to our Back-to-School Hours, so don't show up pounding on the door like you forgot your homework.
π Sunday: Closed
π Monday: Closed
πΊ Tuesday: 4β8 PM
πΊ Wednesday: 4β8 PM
πΊ Thursday: 4β8 PM
π» Friday: 4β10 PM
π Saturday: 12β10 PM
Remember... the only homework we assign is deciding "One more pint?"
See y'all at THC Beer Company... where the report cards don't matter, but bad beer choices still get judged. ππΊ
Prost! π»