Niemanns - Mattoon Liquor Dept.

06/13/2026

Think your dad joke is so bad it’s actually good? 😎 We’re giving away a $25 Niemanns Gift Card and a Cooler Gift Basket to a couple of lucky winners! 🎉

👨‍🦳😂 DAD JOKE CHALLENGE! 😂👨‍🦳

Think you’ve got the kind of dad joke that makes people laugh and groan? We want to hear it!

👇 Tell us your BEST DAD JOKE in the comments on this post between now and Father’s Day for a chance to win:

🎁 Prize #1: a $25 Niemann’s Gift Card
🧊 Prize #2: a Cooler Gift Basket

That means TWO winners will be picked at random! 🎉

The cheesier the joke, the better. Bonus points for maximum eye rolls 😏

We’ll start:
News broke that NASA is launching a satellite to apologize to aliens...
It's called the Apollo G. 🤣😅😂

06/13/2026

🥃 ALLOCATED BOURBON NIGHT 🥃

Friday, June 19th • Starts at 5PM 🔥

Walk in = tickets in hand 😎

🎟️ EVERYONE gets:
✔️ 1 ticket for the Special Drawing
✔️ 1 ticket for the Regular Allocated Drawing

Want more chances? 👀

💰 Spend $100 in Liquor Department → Get 2 bonus tickets
🥃 Buy a Store Pick → Get 1 extra ticket PER bottle

Who’s feeling lucky? 🍀👇
Tag your bourbon crew and we’ll see you Friday

06/12/2026

Stocked, chilled, and dangerously refreshing 🍋❄️
Busch Light Lime is calling your name 😎🍻

06/10/2026

🍷 WINE WEDNESDAY SPOTLIGHT 🍷
15% off every Wednesday when you buy any 6
This week: Honey Peach 🍑🍯

This one tastes like summer got dressed up and showed off 😏

✨ Sweet
✨ Peachy
✨ Best served chilled
✨ Gives “back patio after work” energy 😌

Unofficial Niemann’s rating:
🍷 Porch Sitting: 10/10
🧀 Pairs with: Charcuterie or avoiding responsibilities
😌 Midweek Mood Booster: Also 10/10

Would you add this to cart? 👀

06/10/2026

🥃🚨 SPECIAL DRAWING ALERT 🚨🥃

These aren’t just bottles… they’re 2 of THE bottles (more to come)👀🔥

At our Allocated Bourbon Event on June 19th at 5PM, one lucky winner could walk away with a bottle of George T. Stagg and another with Thomas H. Handy Sazerac Rye 🦬🥃

Highly sought after. Hard to find. Bourbon fan dream status.

📍 Be here
⏰ 5PM sharp
🎟️ Special drawing during the event

Who’s feeling lucky? 👀🍀

06/07/2026

🍾🥃 Allocated Bourbon Event is BACK 🥃🍾

June 19th at 5PM — and yes… the good bottles are making an appearance 👀🔥

If you know, you know. If you don’t… this is the night to find out. Limited picks, big excitement, and the kind of lineup that doesn’t stick around long.

Come early, bring your bourbon buddies, and don’t miss your shot at something special 🥃✨

06/02/2026

🎉 Congrats to our winner! 🎉

Nikki Short just walked away with a Kanga Pouch Cooler from our Yuengling Flight giveaway 🍺😎❄️

Perfect for keeping drinks cold all summer long — no ice, no hassle, just chill vibes ☀️🔥

Big thanks to everyone who entered! Keep an eye on our page… more giveaways are always around the corner 👀🍻

05/31/2026

🍷🚨 WINE LOVERS… this is your sign 👀

$4.99 wine? Don’t mind if we do 😍
Stock up, try something new, or grab your go-to favorite before it’s gone 🍾✨ Limited quantities = first come, first sip! 🍷🏃‍♀️💨

05/29/2026

🔥 Saturday is almost here… who’s ready to WIN this thing?! 🍻👇

05/29/2026

Everything you need to level up your cocktail game is right here 🍸
Glassware, tools, and cocktail kits — all in one place.
What are you grabbing first? 👀