07/28/2026
Well it's been a week since we found out that Oakley is expecting a calf by Magni. I couldn't be more excited about this pairing. I'm really hoping he passes on that cute forehead stamp that most of his calves inherit π
Unfortunately, Oakley's pregnancy hormones have been on the rise, and her attitude has been deteriorating to go along with it.
A few days ago, she found herself alone in a space with Asher, our ten year old son. He had climbed over the fence, hoping to get to his dad around the corner of the barn. He put himself face to face with Oakley and alone instead. She took the opportunity to rush him, pin him up against the barn and give him quite the scare. He didn't have a scratch, but he learned an important lesson.
Fortunately, his dad was right around the corner and put a stop to the whole mess. As soon as Oakley saw him, she knew she was in trouble. She may not have a lot of respect for a ten year old boy, but she has plenty of respect for the Boss Man, Matt.
As much as I'd love to blame this all on pregnancy hormones, I think Oakley is capable of doing this at any point in her reproductive cycle for one simple fact: she's a cow.
She's not an aggressive cow, but cows live their lives according to the hierarchy of the herd. That means getting pushy on a daily basis in order to cement their standing amongst their peers. Pushier cows get better grazing, better water, shadier spots to rest, etc. Oakley was just asserting her natural inclination to dominate who she can when she can.
It's for that reason, we have this rule for our kids and visitors to the farm: NEVER go into a pen with any cow without me or my husband, Matt.
Cows can be sneakier than you realize and certainly more vengeful than you expect.
If you have cows, it's just a matter of time before you get run over, mounted or headbutted by your beautiful farm dairy queen.
So stay safe out there, my fellow milk maids and men. You never know when a cow is going to decide to make a decision to go PBR on you βπ»ππ»β€οΈ