10/07/2026
โ ๏ธ A new b**r on tap?? โ ๏ธ
You bet!! ๐
This week, we're dropping our Belgian Golden Strong Ale, Obvious Dragon! ๐ฒ
Let's be real, sometimes your passive perception is just real low. We're making it easy for you by letting you know that Obvious Dragon is Obvious, and this crisp, malty b**r could potentially result in a TPK โ ๏ธ
If none of that last paragraph made sense to you, 1) you should play more D&D and 2) enjoy this bad boy with caution - Obvious Dragon is highly drinkable, and our highest ABV b**r to date! ๐ฑ
Gather your party at the taproom tonight, and should you meet a friendly but suspiciously scaly shopkeep along the way, be nice! You never know who might be a dragon in disguise ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐บ