05/18/2026
Let’s be honest, “what’s in your soil” might be the least sexy sentence on the internet. Stay with me though. 🥱
I almost scrolled past this topic myself. For years I was literally just throwing things on my soil because I saw someone online do it. Sound familiar?🙋♀️
Then I took two soil science classes at (the New York Botanical Garden), and it was genuinely eye-opening.
Turns out “that person on the internet,” me included, often has no idea what they’re actually doing to their soil. So, please don’t do what I did.
Here’s what made it click: I plant about 800 tubers a year. Conservatively, those run $10 to $15 each. I’m putting somewhere between $8,000 and $12,000 into the ground every single season.
If a financial advisor told you to drop even a few hundred dollars into something, you’d ask what’s in the portfolio? What are the risks, the returns, what could go wrong?
But here’s the thing. Whether you’re planting 20 tubers or 500, you’re putting real money into the ground. At $10 to $15 each, even a modest 20 to 50 dahlias is $200 to $750 invested, and most of us plant it into soil we’ve never actually questioned. 🧐
So I finally got a basic soil test. The results?
My phosphorus is THREE TIMES what dahlias actually need (that’s the P in NPK). I was low on both nitrogen (N) and potassium(K). My pH came back at 7.2, when dahlias want closer to 6.5 to 7.0.
That last number might look minor, but it’s not. Soil pH is basically the gatekeeper for everything else. When pH drifts too high, it can lock plants out of the micronutrients already sitting in the soil, like iron, manganese, zinc, and others.
The nutrient is right there in the soil, the plant just can’t access it. So you can have “enough” on paper and still have a hungry plant.
Here’s the lesson: feeding your soil means nothing if your plants can’t get to the food. And adding things blindly, just because you saw it online or a friend told you to, isn’t feeding your soil. It’s gambling with it.
Stay tuned for part 2 where I tackle the piece of gardening advice that is straight up nails on a chalkboard for me: “just throw so