09/02/2026
We open tomorrow morning with a cooler full of cold brew, and we can put yours in a can. Walk into work holding one and people may assume you’ve already read the email. Let them believe.
Our syrupologist dropped off the finished version of a new flavor, and it goes way harder than syrup has any right to. Apparently, the adult thing to do is act normal about it. Ma’am, I’m 6’5”, have a beard and own a sandwich shop. Nothing about this operation has ever suggested that.
Details tomorrow morning. My watch already asked if I’m working out.
We’re also delivering lunch tomorrow to Bourbon Middle, Bourbon High, the Board Office and River Christian Academy. Get your orders in. We’ll bring it to you so nobody gets trapped behind a man doing 38 on 68 who appears to be driving recreationally.
I don’t want to sway anybody, but The Italian is being ordered like somebody leaked the answer key. You can choose something else. I’m not here to tell you how to take a test.