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I just set up an account on this (free!) app that allows you to find local farmers and gardeners to source your food and...
09/27/2026

I just set up an account on this (free!) app that allows you to find local farmers and gardeners to source your food and produce from.

Egg season is about to come to a close for 2026 but as the Half-Ass Homestead grows and I’m able to expand my offerings in 2027, I’m hoping that this provides a valuable resource both for me and for providing fresh, clean, local food to my immediate community.

Find homegrown and homemade goods from neighbors near you — or sell your own.

I forgot to take pictures out of the incubator, but 10 Icelandic chicks went to their new pastures today. I love this br...
09/19/2026

I forgot to take pictures out of the incubator, but 10 Icelandic chicks went to their new pastures today. I love this breed not only because of their crested heads and wide variety of colors and patterns, but also because of their incredible survival instincts and their ability and willingness to forage, which means lower feed costs.

These Icelandic eggs are scheduled to hatch on Friday, September 18th, and will be ready for pickup on Saturday the 19th...
09/02/2026

These Icelandic eggs are scheduled to hatch on Friday, September 18th, and will be ready for pickup on Saturday the 19th. Thirteen chicks are already spoken for, but if my historical 80% hatch rate holds, I’ll have three extras needing good homes (otherwise, they’ll join my flock).

08/26/2026

It was rabbit weighing day! I’m counting down the days , and getting my ducks in a row until October when I get to breed the New Zealand’s.

08/19/2026

Icelandics! Hatching eggs available soon. PM for details.

These little cuties are taking their own sweet time joining the world. The first six have been moved to the brooder from...
08/14/2026

These little cuties are taking their own sweet time joining the world. The first six have been moved to the brooder from Feathered Fortress Coops. Of the remaining nine, two have zipped, 3 have pipped, and I got a confirmation peep from one of the final four. So here’s to one more day of distraction. 🥰🐣🐥

08/13/2026

One out, 16 to go! All those pips and zips are distracting me from my chores. 🥰

It’s hatching day! While I’ve been on the computer designing new chicken cops and rabbit shelters for Feathered Fortress...
08/13/2026

It’s hatching day! While I’ve been on the computer designing new chicken cops and rabbit shelters for Feathered Fortress Coops, these little buddies have been hard at work slowly chipping out of their shells. I have 4 BCM and 8 light, slightly speckled from@my own flock, and 5 of varying shades of beautiful from frozencreekfarm

Free BCM rooster. 16 months old. For pet or freezer camp. Friendly, but not breeder quality. Pickup in Mills River befor...
08/08/2026

Free BCM rooster.

16 months old.

For pet or freezer camp. Friendly, but not breeder quality.

Pickup in Mills River before Wednesday or he becomes dog food.

I love those secret speckles. 😍
07/25/2026

I love those secret speckles. 😍

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