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Otter Ranch Otter Ranch is a rural workshop of food, writing, and craft — where gastronomy, training, horticulture, and art converge.

Through pop-ups, classes, and upcycled design, we feed people well and turn honest work into stories worth remembering.

Holy s**t, the representation gap on the Willmar city council is striking. Willmar City Council + Mayor = 9 people.Women...
10/06/2026

Holy s**t, the representation gap on the Willmar city council is striking.

Willmar City Council + Mayor = 9 people.

Women: 2 out of 9

White men: 7 out of 9

People of color: 0

Willmar itself: Roughly 4 out of every 10 residents are people of color.

The people sitting on the City Council do NOT reflect the demographic diversity of the city they represent.

Thousands of people can live here, work here, raise children here, pay taxes here, open businesses here, send their kids to Willmar schools, and still look at the table where the city’s power is exercised and wonder: "Where the f**k are we?"

And women?? I guess they're some special-interest constituency. They're half the goddamn population.

How does one of the most diverse cities in west-central Minnesota build a government that doesn't look like Willmar?

Power RARELY wanders over and offers you a chair. You gotta organize enough people that you can elect someone to sit in it.

TWO KETTLES, TWO CHILIS.As we gear-up for hot soup season, we’ve been playing with a few things at Otter Ranch.We found ...
10/05/2026

TWO KETTLES, TWO CHILIS.

As we gear-up for hot soup season, we’ve been playing with a few things at Otter Ranch.

We found a couple winners

Texas Red — deep, dark and beefy. Dried chiles, cumin and garlic. No beans. No tomatoes. Just that slow-building, unapologetic Texas heat.

And then there’s Green Chile White Chicken — roasted chicken, green chiles, cannellini beans and sweet corn in a broth made ridiculously silky by cashews and white beans blended right into it. Rich and creamy without being heavy, finished with lime and fresh cilantro.

Two completely different bowls.

Two kettles. Two chilis.

Pick your fighter.

Christopher P. McGuilicuddy Radel is celebrating 40 laps around the sun today.Forty.And it just so happens that the Minn...
10/04/2026

Christopher P. McGuilicuddy Radel is celebrating 40 laps around the sun today.

Forty.

And it just so happens that the Minnesota Vikings are playing the Miami Dolphins on Chris Radel Day.

Coincidence?

Probably.

But I choose not to believe in those today.

When Chris isn't fighting crime and mediocrity in Goth...Willmar, he's actually a fairly regular nerd.

Our local Godfather.

A man who somehow knows everybody, knows what's going on, knows who you should talk to, and prolly knows somebody who has a guy.

He also makes mead.

Because being a civic-minded supernerd wasn't enough and Chris decided somewhere along the way that he should also master the preferred alcoholic beverage of Vikings.

Which brings us back to today.

Vikings.

Mead.

Radel turning 40.

And, if the gods are willing, I may finally get to drink some of this mythical s**t ive only heard of.

Happy 40th, little brother.

May the mead be strong, the Vikings victorious, and your next 40 laps be even weirder than the first.

Heads up, friends:  PSA....
10/03/2026

Heads up, friends: PSA....

My dude, the entire point of baby potatoes is that YOU DON’T PEEL 'EM. You’ve invented a problem and then blamed the pot...
10/03/2026

My dude, the entire point of baby potatoes is that YOU DON’T PEEL 'EM.

You’ve invented a problem and then blamed the potato.... He he. I Like yer style, kid.

WHERE IS DILLON? — Personal Vignette By Wayne StephenI love the little traces people leave behind.Especially in used boo...
10/02/2026

WHERE IS DILLON? — Personal Vignette
By Wayne Stephen

I love the little traces people leave behind.

Especially in used books.

A grocery list tucked into an old cookbook. Somebody's phone number scribbled inside a paperback. A movie ticket used as a bookmark. An inscription from Grandma to somebody who eventually hauled Grandma's book off to Goodwill.

Little pieces of people you don't know.

I found my latest down at Waysetter Coffee.

Heather's got a nice little collection of books down there.

The coffee is...let's just get this out of the way, the best cup in the county. Period.

That aside...

She had to scale the bookstore collection down significantly after the move to Waysetter. There's simply less room.

It may be smaller.

But it's smart.

Especially the children's books.

Which is how I ended up with this magnificent little dinosaur book.

And Dillon... Well...
Not Dillon.

Evidence of Dillon.

Inside the cover, written in magnificent little-kid handwriting—the kind where every letter appears to have been negotiated separately—is a name:

Dillon.

And now I have questions.

Where is Dillon?

WHO is Dillon?

Is Dillon still Dillon?

The book was released in 2018.

Judging by the penmanship, I've conducted some extremely sophisticated forensic analysis and determined Dillon was prolly seven when he planted his flag inside this thing.

Which means Dillon is fifteen now.

Jesus...

Dillon probably just got his learner's permit.

That's the part that gets me.

Eight years ago this little sunvuva bitch was fascinated enough by dinosaurs to scrawl his name across the inside cover.

Today Mom might be sittin beside him, white-knuckling the Jesus handle while Dillon attempts his first left turn across traffic.

Brake.

Brake.

DILLON, BRAKE!

Maybe he's six feet tall now.

Maybe he's still a dinosaur nerd.

Maybe he doesn't remember this book at all.

But I have it.

I have an old wooden record box from the 1940s, too.

Paid twenty bucks for it at a garage sale years ago. It says RECORDS on the outside. Inside, somebody had engraved a name.

Of course I had to know.

So one day I followed the name and the few clues I had until they led me back to a World War II veteran from Richfield, Minnesota.

A guy I'd never met.

His record box somehow became mine.

And the weird thing...

Every once in a while I'll put on an old vinyl record from his era and think about him.

Dont know why.

I just do.

That's why Dillon got me.

Some little kid held this dinosaur book eight years ago, wrote his name inside the cover, eventually outgrew it and went about the business of becoming whoever Dillon is becoming.

The book kept moving, and it ended up at Waysetter.

Then in my hands.

And now, for no particularly good reason, I give a s**t about Dillon.

I hope yer doin all right, buddy.

So wherever you are, Dillon,
if my math is anywhere close...

Buckle up, kid.

Winter's coming.

And it's a bitch learning how to drive in Minnesota.

THE POOR MAN’S PRIME RIB —A Love Letter to CauliflowerBy Wayne Stephen Cauliflower might be the cheapest cut of meat nob...
10/01/2026

THE POOR MAN’S PRIME RIB —A Love Letter to Cauliflower
By Wayne Stephen

Cauliflower might be the cheapest cut of meat nobody bothered to call meat.

And maybe that’s where we f**ked up.

For generations, we treated the poor bastard like something requiring an apology. Boiled it. Steamed it. Buried it beneath cheese sauce.

Then we got clever and started pulverizing it into “rice,” turning it into pizza crust and generally asking cauliflower to spend its life pretending to be something else.

F**k that.

Let cauliflower be cauliflower.

And Jeezus, look at the thing.

White is beautiful enough. But then come the purple ones, orange and green ones. And that magnificent Romanesco cousin—all those wild little spirals and peaks, looking like nature discovered fractal geometry and decided to show off.

Go ahead and treat it like meat.

Salt it.

Sear it.

Roast it hard.

Braise it. Fry it. Smoke it. Steam it gently and then introduce it to a screaming-hot pan. Cut it into thick steaks and put grill marks on the sunuvabitch.

Or leave it whole.

Put the entire head on a rotisserie over fire. Let it turn slowly while you baste it again and again with curry butter, working that butter down between the florets. Keep going until the outside is dark and burnished and nearly mahogany while the center gets tender enough to surrender to a knife.

Then put it on a platter.

Curry jus underneath.

Fried capers over the top.

Golden raisins tucked into the cracks.

Carve that baby at the table like prime rib.

And we haven't even left the driveway yet.

Mustard seed and smoked paprika....

Miso and brown butter.

Gochujang.

Shawarma and tahini.

Fire. Butter. Salt. Acid.

Cauliflower can take a f**kin punch.

Look closely at the thing. The florets are basically a thousand little pockets waiting to catch butter, spice and whatever else you throw at 'em. The stalk has some chew. Roast it hard enough and the edges go brown and nutty while the middle gets soft and almost creamy.

Why the hell haven't we been doing this all along?

Nobody throws a beautiful ribeye into boiling water until it's gray and then complains that beef isn't very interesting.

We salt it. Dry it. Introduce it to fire. Baste it with butter. Maybe make a sauce from whatever glorious s**t is left in the pan.

We fuss over the bastard because we decided a long time ago that it's worth fussing over.

Maybe cauliflower just needed somebody to give a s**t.

So I don't need it disguised as rice or hidden inside a pizza crust.

Give me the cauliflower.

Whole.

Burnished.

Dripping with butter.

Sitting proudly in the middle of the table while somebody reaches for the carving knife.

It was never trying to be steak....we just finally learned to treat it like one.

We're back at the Decoupage over here at the Ranch— repurposed wood Decoupage piece— "Mirror, Mirror"
09/30/2026

We're back at the Decoupage over here at the Ranch— repurposed wood Decoupage piece— "Mirror, Mirror"

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