Ripkitty

07/05/2026

🇺🇸 RIPKITTY x BUD’S GROWERY JULY 4TH EXTRAVAGANZA 🇺🇸

Bud insisted on grilling fruit flies.

Now he’s stomping around the yard because the sauce “didn’t have enough kick.”

Spingbots hasn’t lifted a paw all afternoon. He’s sunk into a lawn chair with a drink, watching Bud spiral into a full-blown backyard meltdown.

His official review?

“Quit whining, ya lil punk bitch.”

The cookout may be questionable…

The savings aren’t.

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Skip the fireworks.

Watch Bud lose an argument with barbecue sauce instead.

👉 https://budsgrowery.com/pages/r-k-x-b-g-intro

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07/02/2026

The internet has a bad habit of taking something simple and turning it into a dumpster fire.

One search says one thing.

A marketplace says another.

An AI summary confidently invents a third answer.

Meanwhile, you’re just trying to figure out what’s actually true.

So we did what we always do.

We skipped the noise and wrote the damn FAQ ourselves.

Inside you’ll find straight answers about viable vs. sterilized seeds, agricultural use, marketplace restrictions, and why official product pages usually tell a much bigger story than a tiny listing box ever could.

No corporate buzzwords.

No mystery.

No algorithm playing telephone with the facts.

Just the information.

📖 Read it here:
https://budsgrowery.com/blogs/news/h**p-seed-faqs

Stay strange.

06/01/2026

Some people still buy their pantry staples from random marketplaces... 🤷‍♂️ We don’t get it either.
Upgrade your game with our premium, organic, raw h**p seeds! These food-grade seeds bring a rich, nutty flavor and a major boost of plant-based protein to your smoothies, salads, and more.
Skip the mystery bags and get the good stuff straight from the source. Learn more and order directly from Ripkitty here:
👉 https://ripkitty.com/ripkitty-premium-organic-raw-viable-whole-h**p-seeds

05/29/2026

⚠️ BUD SAID POST THIS. SPINGBOTS SAID “HELL YEAH” AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALSO, THERE’S A QR CODE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE—BUD SAYS SCAN IT, SPINGBOTS SAYS IT MIGHT BE MAGIC. ⚠️

The weird little empire keeps growing.

Bud is buried in inventory, spreadsheets, product data, and whatever eldritch back-end wizardry keeps this whole operation running.

Meanwhile Spingbots is wandering around with a shipping label stuck to his ass convinced he’s having a productive day.

Business as usual.

Anyway…

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Shop:
https://budsgrowery.com

Whether you’re a longtime customer or just stumbled into our corner of the internet by accident, now’s a damn good time to poke around and see what’s new.

Bud already knows exactly what’s in stock.

Spingbots is still looking for the tape gun.

Some things never change.

05/20/2026

⚠️ THINGS ARE GETTING REBUILT ⚠️

We’re currently reconstructing parts of the site behind the scenes, tuning systems, reorganizing collections, and making the whole damn thing cleaner, faster, and meaner.

While the chaos gets sorted out, you can still preview what’s cooking over here:

https://budsgrowery.com/pages/botanical-collection

New additions, updated collections, and more strange little creations are on the way.

Bud’s buried in the back-end architecture while Spingbots keeps pretending he’s helping by carrying boxes around dramatically.

Stay tuned

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