Caffeinated Tigers

10/23/2017

Caffeinated Tigers believes strongly in the practice of “Fear Trade” coffee, whereby the supplier who most smells of terror when negotiating with our four-legged procurement director is the one we select, as this enables the extraction of the most advantageous trade discount.

10/17/2017

Because degree-seeking tigers must submit to quantifiable-yet-chafing metric-oriented academic assessments just like all other students, if you have a spare three minutes, we beseech you to click out our ten-question multiple-choice SurveyMonkey survey that we took great care to make as drolly amusing as possible while it extracted the cold hard data our product development pumas live and die on. (Truly. You should see them chase down wild BCG Matrix cash cows across the darkling macroeconomic veldt if you want an object lesson in proper LBO implementation!) Please help.

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10/12/2017

Though we can officially confirm nothing, allegedly our product will look *exactly* like this proof-of-concept image.

10/12/2017

Do you enjoy fluffy orange striped befanged carnivores who are 400-lbs. and tangentially associated with bags of ground coffee? Since the answer to this question is of course "Yes," welcome to the official page of Caffeinated Tigers!