No Regrets Farm Sanctuary

10/14/2026

Goats: Thanks for the apples, bye! 🐐
Me: Wait, the sunrise is about to...
Goats: already gone.

Good thing I have Muppet. He's always up for sitting quietly with me and watching the sun come up over the valley. No apples required. 🧡

10/14/2026

Happy Birthday Jennifer!

Your bestie from Michigan bought you flowers. Levi ate them. 😂

Not one petal survived. He has no regrets. 🌸

Jennifer, you are clearly very loved. Hope your day was as joyful as Levi's was. 💛

Season is almost over! Order in our bio. 🌸

10/14/2026

WANTED: Jim, Lewis and Boone. 🤠 Charged with stealing hearts all over Bellfountain. Last seen looking ridiculously handsome by the barn. Approach with caution: once you meet them, you won't leave without a goat crush. Reward: more scratches for them, obviously. 😍🐐

10/14/2026

Quincy took a late appointment as my therapist last night. I talked, he listened, and then he offered his one and only piece of advice: scratch my chin. Almost 11 years and he's never changed his method. Can't argue with the results. Goats don't fix your problems, they just help you forget them for a while. 💛🐐

10/14/2026

Harry the runner duck, permanently late, permanently opinionated, and the only duck here who doesn't sprint away from me. He just runs over to complain instead. Royal rescue, tiny tyrant, favorite duck.

10/14/2026

10/14/2026

Boone is debuting this season's hottest look: a bold black lip for fall. Paired with a white goatee and those perfect little teeth, he's serving runway realness from the barnyard. Booney Boone Boone says the secret is confidence and a little hay stuck in your beard. Beauty brands, he's taking calls.💋💄🖤

10/14/2026

It's the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you're Levi. We started these pumpkins from seed back in spring, watered them, fussed over them, watched them take over the patch. All that work for one perfect sound: the crunch. Worth every second.

10/14/2026

🚨 BOOP ALERT 🚨 Free boops today only! Levi's snoot is open for business. Terms and conditions: Limit one boop per customer (Levi says this is negotiable). Chin scratches required. Levi reserves the right to boop back. No refunds on smiles. Drop a BOOP to claim yours!🐐😍