Bad Luck Acres LLC

Bad Luck Acres LLC The animals don't know what they're doing, and neither do we!

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Bad Luck Acres! We appreciate all of you who support us in any way!
12/25/2025

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Bad Luck Acres! We appreciate all of you who support us in any way!

Holiday Goat Milk Soap is now available for purchase! $7 per bar! Delivery or pickup options are available depending on ...
12/15/2025

Holiday Goat Milk Soap is now available for purchase! $7 per bar! Delivery or pickup options are available depending on location. PM for details and to purchase!

11/23/2025

Help us name our new male White Chinese Goose by going to our Instagram page, , and taking the poll that will be posted to our story! We are hoping he will be Whitney Houston's (our female Pilgrim Goose) boyfriend! 🪿

We have once again partnered with North Ridge Candle and Care to bring you exfoliating goat milk soap! We already have o...
11/11/2025

We have once again partnered with North Ridge Candle and Care to bring you exfoliating goat milk soap! We already have our holiday/winter edition in the making! These soaps have great benefits for your skin, are locally sourced, and smell incredible. They also make thoughtful gifts! PM me or the business on any platform to order!

I have the following available for purchase. Prices may be negotiable. All goats up to date in vaccines, are NOT polled,...
10/29/2025

I have the following available for purchase. Prices may be negotiable. All goats up to date in vaccines, are NOT polled, and recently hoof trimmed.

2 Nubian/Boer bucklings: $150 each
1 Nubian/Boer doeling: $250
1 Nigerian Dwarf buck: $150
1 Nigerian Dwarf doe: $200
2 Nigerian Dwarf Wethers: $150 each

🌅July Baddie of the Month 🌅July's Baddie is this stud of a derp, Blippi! He only just arrived in April and has sired man...
08/24/2025

🌅July Baddie of the Month 🌅
July's Baddie is this stud of a derp, Blippi! He only just arrived in April and has sired many children with multiple women! Oh, and he is a Nubian, not a Boer... go figure. You go, Blippi! We love you!

A week for babies! Congrats to Pancakes on her two twin boys named Banana and Muffins! Also, Calamity Jane is now Rabbit...
08/23/2025

A week for babies! Congrats to Pancakes on her two twin boys named Banana and Muffins! Also, Calamity Jane is now Rabbit on account of her ears.

Welcome to the farm, little one! Charm and Blippi had a baby girl! She is half Alpine and half Boer! I have temporarily ...
08/22/2025

Welcome to the farm, little one! Charm and Blippi had a baby girl! She is half Alpine and half Boer! I have temporarily named her Calamity Jane.

☀️🏖 June Baddie of the Month 🏖☀️June's Baddie is Thompson! He is always interested in helping take care of the animals a...
08/04/2025

☀️🏖 June Baddie of the Month 🏖☀️
June's Baddie is Thompson! He is always interested in helping take care of the animals and is currently learning about goat milk! He helped Mommy swap the big goats and little goats between fields, walking them along the path from the barn to the field and keeping them in line by yelling, "Come on, goats!". He even closed the gates for me once everyone was inside. He loves to collect chicken eggs and only sometimes sneaks some of their food as a snack. We also say hello to the goose every morning. He's the best farmer I know.

PM to order! Delivery and pickup options are available!🐐🥛goatmilk
07/25/2025

PM to order! Delivery and pickup options are available!🐐🥛goatmilk

Beautiful view for our (hopefully) pregnant girls and Blippi today!
07/18/2025

Beautiful view for our (hopefully) pregnant girls and Blippi today!

☀️🌻 May Baddie of the Month 🌻☀️Get ready for a narcissistic post. May's Baddie is yours truly. You will never find a mor...
05/25/2025

☀️🌻 May Baddie of the Month 🌻☀️
Get ready for a narcissistic post. May's Baddie is yours truly. You will never find a more dedicated and hard-working person than me. I put my heart and soul in everything I do, and that's why, for a small person, I can do big things. I've done farm work through 2 pregnancies, including milking a goat at ungodly hours while uncomfortably pregnant with twins. I handled the farm and three babies all on my own for four days and nights in a row this past month. I've solely loaded and unloaded countless hay bales and bags of feed with three babies in tow. I've cared for our sick animals, often being designated the farm vet. I've dehorned, castrated, deliced, vaccinated, hoof trimmed, etc., often all on my own, again with babies on my back or very close by. I manage the social media, sales, and finances of our little LLC. These pictures are mostly old because I rarely receive praise or gratitude for the things I do, yet your girl keeps doing it, and I do them in silence. Dammit, give me something hard to do.

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