08/31/2026
Ever wonder how you can REALLY help a small business? Well…this is your moment. 😂
We went to a three-day wine festival and, in a breathtaking display of confidence, prepared enough slushie pouches for a small country.
Unfortunately, the small country did not attend.
So now we need your help turning our poor planning into your Labor Day weekend win!
Introducing our Festival Flop Mystery Grab Bags—a surprise mix of sealed wine slushie pouches ready to toss in your freezer and enjoy all weekend long.
Some are perfectly pretty. Some melted, settled and came home looking as exhausted as we were. They may not all be filled exactly the same, but they’re still sealed, delicious and desperately need a new home.
🍷 3 pouches for $24
🍷 5 pouches for $30
🍷 10 pouches for $50
No additional bundle discounts, we’re already admitting defeat here. 😂
Buying a grab bag would genuinely help us offset the cost of our wildly optimistic decision to pouch for an entire nation. Come stock your freezer, save a small business from its own confidence and help us make this festival disaster disappear.
Random flavors. No choosing. Just trust the chaos.
Please buy the evidence. 🍷😂
Sale ends when the freezer is empty so you better run in because time is ticking 🕰️ We open Wednesday at 11am and would love to see a line 💃🥳