10/09/2026
🧙♀️ The Markdown Sisters: Chapter 3 — A Grave Situation! 💀
We caught Bargain Belladonna and Discount Daphne hanging around the tombstones today.
Naturally, we had questions.
Belladonna insists they were simply looking for some drop-dead gorgeous deals.
Daphne claims they were just dying to have a little fun.
We're not buying either story.
Especially since Daphne was overheard whispering, "Do you think they'll notice if we bury the evidence?"
We're beginning to think these two are going to be the death of us.
Stay tuned. The Markdown Sisters are just getting warmed up! 🕷️🧹