05/26/2026
🦤 Meet Loki
The Flock’s Trickster Extraordinaire.
With gray and white plumage dotted with white spots, bright red wattles, and that signature helmeted head, Loki moves like he’s part ninja, part comedian, and all mischief.
Loki is our Pied Guinea, always plotting, exploring, and turning even the calmest yard into a scene of feathery chaos — usually with a perfectly timed squawk.
A few fun Guinea facts:
• Pied Guinea can be any color variation with white chests, wings, and sometimes backs, giving them a unique “feathered Pinto” pattern— no two are exactly alike
•Depictions of guinea fowl can be found on the walls of ancient Egyptian pyramids, showing their long-standing connection to human history, and evidence suggests they were present in Greece by the 5th century BC. The ancient Romans referred to them as "Numidian chickens" and prized them as exotic, high-status food.
• Their meat is significantly leaner than chicken, containing roughly half the fat but more protein and essential amino acids.
• Unusually for poultry, the females (hens) are often heavier than the males (c***s), likely due to their larger reproductive organs and egg clusters.
• Baby guinea fowl are called keets. They are precocial, meaning they can walk and follow their parents immediately after hatching.
Loki doesn’t just move through the yard — he performs stealth missions, plots feathery chaos, and keeps the other birds (and humans) on their toes.
He may be devious, unpredictable, and occasionally infuriating…but we wouldn’t trade a single plot twist.
Good Vibes Only Farm — where mischief comes in pied. 🌾