10/18/2026
WARNING: Our Apple Chai’der Potion Has Been Infested!
Someone left the cauldron unattended, and now there’s a spider in the hot chocolate.
Naturally, we’re charging extra for it.
Introducing Apple Chai’der, our deliciously dark, dangerously cozy potion, brewed with:
Caramel Apple Butter and Chai
Dark Hot Chocolate
Basilisk Eggs (freshly stolen, don't ask)
One Edible Spider (crunchy, but surprisingly polite)
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS:
Temporary growth of six additional legs.
Uncontrollable urge to spin webs in your bedroom.
Ability to communicate with spiders. Unfortunately, they're very judgmental.
Sudden craving for flies. Preferably chocolate-covered.
Excessive hissing when someone touches your potion.
Unexpected egg-laying. Please use the designated nesting area.
Turning people to stone when they annoy you.
Developing eight eyes but still being unable to find your keys.
WARNING: The Cloak and Wand has a strict NO HATCHING policy. Any eggs laid inside the shop become property of management.