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Highland cattle ranch in Missouri 🐮
Home of CRCC Retro 🤍
Specializing in Breeding & training Bovines
Daily fluff, calm moments, behind-the-scenes unfiltered farm life
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06/19/2026

Just made ANOTHER purchase😬... we have a new absolute Unit of a young Herd Sire joining the Cave Ranch clan 😍

06/18/2026

Yall bare with me plz.... ive been MIA on posting cause ive been too busy binge buying aminals🫣 i cant POST AND SCROLL AT THE SAME TIME OKAY!? ill be back in like 7 business days okay!?

06/17/2026

I have made some wildly irresponsible choices the past few weeks and have 0 regrets. 😁 stay tuned for all the new introductions starting next week! 🤣
🦬🐮🫏🐓
I think yall are gonna like them just as much as i do! 😍

We recently became qualificants for Brand Collabs on here... and idk what they think is "right up our alley" *figurative...
06/16/2026

We recently became qualificants for Brand Collabs on here... and idk what they think is "right up our alley" *figuratively and literally* 😬 but as a cattle company.... sensational l**e for human use aint it! 🤣
So heres my ad... run me my money Bulba!

06/12/2026
They say chickens are the gateway drug... but I'm pretty sure it's Highland cows.It's not the sourdough starter, the rai...
06/11/2026

They say chickens are the gateway drug... but I'm pretty sure it's Highland cows.
It's not the sourdough starter, the rainbow-laying eggs, or the garden that everyone claims starts the homestead addiction. It's the cows. And here's why...
You get one cow. Then you realize cows need friends, so you get another cow. Then another. Then another. Before you know it, you're standing in a pasture explaining to your husband why owning 10 Highland cows is actually "being responsible." And how it "makes more money than he does."
But your 10 cows need entertainment, obviously. So you get a couple of mini donkeys.
Then the mini donkeys somehow unlock a whole new level of delusion where your future purchase list rapidly evolves into:
✨ A few kangaroos
✨ A pair of lemurs
✨ A zebra
✨ A couple of buffalo
✨️llamas
✨️alpacas
✨️a yak
✨️blacknose valais and baby doll sheep
✨ Maybe some emus while you're at it

Hell an ostrich even sounds pretty cool at this point...
And NOW you're lying in bed at 2 a.m. convincing yourself that a capuchin monkey would actually make a really cute addition to the family.
At no point do you stop and ask, "Do I need this?"
The only question becomes, "Where am I gonna put it? What's it need to eat?"
So Anyway... if you see me listing eggs for sale, just know I'm not trying to make extra money.
I'm funding bad decisions and paying for the never ending feed bill over here. 🤠🐮🫏🦘🦓🐃🐒 :::

My hearts breaking for them 😭
06/11/2026

My hearts breaking for them 😭

Do you ever just...? 🤣
06/11/2026

Do you ever just...? 🤣

Whose the one REALLY on baby watch? Is the baby watching Brenny or is Brenny watching the baby?
06/11/2026

Whose the one REALLY on baby watch?
Is the baby watching Brenny or is Brenny watching the baby?

2 years ago.... and now🥹Look how big Thunder has gotten!4 years old looks good on you boy 🥰
06/11/2026

2 years ago.... and now🥹
Look how big Thunder has gotten!
4 years old looks good on you boy 🥰

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