Simply Farms

Simply Farms 🌵 Locally grown cactus & succulents, farm-raised critters & weird little creations. Growing, rescuing & making things one questionable idea at a time. 🐥💀🌱

Almost forgot the update to this Tiger tooth aloe 🥰
09/09/2026

Almost forgot the update to this Tiger tooth aloe 🥰

Ohhhh I see a surprise peeking through 👀
08/31/2026

Ohhhh I see a surprise peeking through 👀

Sweet baby Jackson. Who knew I would love turkeys this much!! The snuggles are weird but I’ll take them.
08/27/2026

Sweet baby Jackson. Who knew I would love turkeys this much!! The snuggles are weird but I’ll take them.

Katy has been relieved from outdoor employment and reassigned to an airy desk job. 😂 August sun in Texas ain’t no joke e...
08/25/2026

Katy has been relieved from outdoor employment and reassigned to an airy desk job. 😂 August sun in Texas ain’t no joke even for these guys.

🐉🦴 Dragon BonesThis giant Euphorbia cutting has officially rooted! I pulled her today expecting to check for some roots ...
08/24/2026

🐉🦴 Dragon Bones

This giant Euphorbia cutting has officially rooted! I pulled her today expecting to check for some roots and found a whole healthy root system hiding underneath.

Euphorbia lactea, aka Dragon Bones

She’s weird. She’s gnarly. She’s officially a plant now. 😂

Where the wild things grow.

Not sure what her name is yet, but she’s serving dark, moody, and gorgeous. Once she grows a bit I’ll commit to a name 🖤...
08/19/2026

Not sure what her name is yet, but she’s serving dark, moody, and gorgeous. Once she grows a bit I’ll commit to a name 🖤🌿

Her name is Lola, and she knows she’s pretty. 💚
08/17/2026

Her name is Lola, and she knows she’s pretty. 💚

We had a minor incident this morning. David has received emergency hair-restoration surgery and is expected to make a fu...
08/11/2026

We had a minor incident this morning. David has received emergency hair-restoration surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. 😂 😝 and it was me this time. Not the chickens.

We will be in Seguin again this Sunday for the Yellow Rose artisan market. Indoors at the coliseum!! 10-4 🥰
08/07/2026

We will be in Seguin again this Sunday for the Yellow Rose artisan market. Indoors at the coliseum!! 10-4 🥰

Finally got around to repotting my rescue. She is much happier now!
08/04/2026

Finally got around to repotting my rescue. She is much happier now!

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New Braunfels, TX

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