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08/26/2026

We have been working our day jobs... then working on this until skyfall or sunset. We are so close to being done with the buildings, although I feel like the fencing will be an adventure of its own.

We moved 40 babies out of the old coop and down to the new pens. Tonight, we need to install an automatic door between the new coop and the run. Then tomorrow will be another run, or shed, or both. Haven't decided yet.

I can't wait to show everyone all the babies once they are sorted.

We set up our local farmstand a couple weeks ago, but with the chickens molting, haven't had much to put it in. So, it r...
08/24/2026

We set up our local farmstand a couple weeks ago, but with the chickens molting, haven't had much to put it in. So, it remains empty.

Deven has been begging to do an egg stand at Popples' house, so we gathered what we had, and the boys prepared for a sleepover.

Everyone said "Have a date night! You're kid free!" Guys, we are tired. We spent $100 on ice cream to restock the freezer and then were too tired to eat any of it. That was our "date". πŸ˜†

The boys bright and perky as ever, set up a stand. They sold eggs, turkey feathers, and some doggie treats.

A lot of people came out to support them and they had a blast. It was all they could talk about when they came home.

The boys are planning to be back out with more items and more variety in a couple weeks.

Thank you to everyone who came out! We appreciate it so much.

I woke up this morning and the smell in the house hit like a sledgehammer. Kujo said "Good Morning Mom! I took a p**p an...
08/17/2026

I woke up this morning and the smell in the house hit like a sledgehammer.

Kujo said "Good Morning Mom! I took a p**p and had a dance party in it. Happy Birthday!"

So, we spent this morning moving the furniture so we could wash the crate... the carpet... the walls... the floors... the dog... the shower... and myself.

Kujo absolutely did not want to get in the tub. Then once he was in the tub, he didn't want to get out because puppies in the tub, get lickie treats. In all honesty, they're salmon puree treats for the cats, but the nifty little spoon thing is genius and he loves them.

SouthernPride Boerboels Freedom Boerboels LLC Its a good thing that he's so damn cute πŸ˜†

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The last of this year's projects is beginning to arrive in the mail.
08/13/2026

The last of this year's projects is beginning to arrive in the mail.

When we first brought the kittens home, I was so worried about these goofballs potentially not getting along. I'm so gla...
08/10/2026

When we first brought the kittens home, I was so worried about these goofballs potentially not getting along.

I'm so glad that I used all of that energy stressing over the world's biggest non-issue. -.-'

I love that they love each other.

The kittens finished all of their vaccines on Tuesday. The GPS trackers came in on Thursday, so we let them out to roam....
08/08/2026

The kittens finished all of their vaccines on Tuesday. The GPS trackers came in on Thursday, so we let them out to roam.

It has been pouring rain on and off since. They alternate between playing in the scummy pond and terrorizing the porch.

I don't know what they do all day or where they are sleeping, but the GPS trackers have been working really well. They stay within 50ft or so of the front door right now. They come running for belly scratches whenever we leave the house.

If you need a cheap tracker for an outdoor cat, these were cheap and have worked flawlessly so far. No issues connecting it to my phone or refreshing their location. The android version works with Google Find but I believe there is an apple version as well. I'll put a link below for anyone interested. It makes me feel SOOOO much better knowing they aren't getting lost in the woods somewhere.

As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. Using our links costs you nothing extra and helps support our farm. We love you guys and sincerely appreciate the support! ❀️

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There was a knock on the door and Deven comes running across the house. "MOMMY. THERE ARE PEOPLE. *gasp* Do you know wha...
08/07/2026

There was a knock on the door and Deven comes running across the house.

"MOMMY. THERE ARE PEOPLE. *gasp* Do you know what they want?"

The farm is almost a mile into the woods, off of any main road. People do not end up here on accident, so visitors always get the kids in a tizzy.

"How would I know what they want? I haven't answered the door yet".

It was a very pleasant man claiming to be my FedEx delivery person. My package of fruity toilet paper was on the porch behind him, and people don't end up here on accident.

"The gas gauge on my truck must be broken. I ran out of gas leaving your house. FedEx said they could bring me more, but wasn't sure how long it would take. Would you happen to have a can of gas. FedEx will replace it."

I mean, probably. Yeah. I'm not the gas inventory keeper here. So, off to the workshop I go in my Lilo & Stich nightgown, matching socks, and sandals to find a can of gas with a very embarrassed FedEx gentleman... and sure enough. There is a dead FedEx truck in the driveway.

I'm not sure how far 5 gallons will get him, but its what we had. Hopefully, the can is actually brought back because its our new one... πŸ˜†

Most expensive TP delivery ever. Totally worth it for the laugh. I needed the laugh today.

08/06/2026

For the sake of balance, we have something happy today.

Kujo has been in desperate need of burning off some energy in the evenings the last 2 weeks, but much to his dismay, none of the animals other than Mittens want to be his friend. (Mittens is still on lockdown until his GPS collar comes in the mail later today.)

So, we have been "racing". Kujo is allowed 3 races in the evening so he doesn't over do it. Then we go for a ride on the golf cart or a short walk.

He loves it. I love it. I love that even when he can beat me, he's still staring back to check-in. Most of Kujo's farm adventures these days are off leash. He does not leave my side.

08/05/2026

After we first visited the farm, I spent many sleepless nights scouring the internet for any information that I could find about it.

The Library of Congress maintains digital copies of various old land records, maps, census data, and other miscellaneous items that are of value to your average historically nosey human.

Most of the information that I know comes from there, but there is such a huge difference between seeing some signatures on a page and living in the legacy they built.

I'm sure when they built the farm, they were not expecting some nosey woman 235 years later to be digging through their lives, but here we are. Every snippet of information that I find just feels magical.

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William L. Patterson.
December 9th, 1841 to August 4th, 1841
Aged 7 months and 26 days at the time of his departure.

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This is going to be a long one... Buckle up. 28 dozen eggs sitting on a table.  What it could be; $140 in sales -- to bu...
08/03/2026

This is going to be a long one... Buckle up.

28 dozen eggs sitting on a table.

What it could be; $140 in sales -- to buy -- 7 bags of feed -- to feed the ladies (and only the ladies) for -- 33 days (roughly).

It seems like simple math. The ladies lay more than 28 dozen eggs a month. However, eggs have to sell to be turned into cash. That's the hold up.

When conventional eggs at the supermarket were expensive, our sales were great. If you're going to pay a premium anyways, you should at least get a premium product.

Now, conventional eggs are $1.50/dozen and sales have mostly halted. We don't raise conventional chickens. Our chickens spend their days roaming our 53 acres eating bugs, seeds, and grass as nature intended. They don't live in a production barn or worse, a cage, never seeing real sunlight.

Our chickens and therefore the eggs, fall into the category of "Pasture Raised". Pasture raised eggs can be found in the grocery store from brands like Vital Farms. However, this term isn't legally defined or enforced in the US. These "pastured" birds can still be living in a production barn with a door to outside that they never use... or "chicken tractors" on fresh grass. Tractors are a better option, no hate there. Those chickens live good lives. However in my opinion, cages with amenities are still cages.

Here is where your local chicken farmer comes in. Our birds actually live on pasture. They swarm the door first thing in the morning and cannot wait to go outside and be chickens. They start the day by destroying any sign of chickory growing in the fields and then move on to eating plantain, dandelions, grass, seeds, and whatever poor bug, toad, or mouse that is too slow to escape. Occassionally, the kids leave a box of cereal open, and they get some cheerios and fruit loops.

The result is that the eggs you buy from your local farmer with pastured birds will be better. Even if by some miracle, the commercial pastured eggs, were just as good... We're still cheaper at $5/dozen than commercial pastured eggs.

Yes, $5/dozen for eggs is "expensive". You will ***NEVER*** hear us advocate for anything other than feeding your family what you can reasonably afford. I remember the days when our small family of 4 ate close to 15 dozen eggs a month because it was what we could afford. Back then 5 dozen conventional eggs were $8 at our local Walmart. It was affordable protien and the kids loved it. We eat considerably less eggs now.

Out of the 28 dozen eggs pictured, 23 dozen eggs made the cut to go to auction. Some were dirtier than we care to sell, others just didn't fit in the cartons.

To breakeven on feed costs on those 23 dozen eggs, the auction check in the mail needs to read at least $46. That is the average daily feed cost to produce those eggs. Based on my past experiences at the auction, we won't be anywhere close.

For those of you who like math, that breaks down to $2 per dozen in feed. Leaving $3/dozen left from our normal sales price.

So, what does that $3/dozen cover? Each of the kids get $1/dozen for every dozen we sell. It works out to roughly minimum wage every week for the hours they spend taking care of the layers. The kids work hard to care for the birds. The husband and I may sweat our butts off for free, but our kids won't. We don't believe in child slave labor here.

If the kids contributed to a sale, they get paid. Meat, eggs, syrups, all paid. That is a hill I am willing to die on. If they don't want to help, they don't have to, but they won't get paid. 'Tis how life works.

If you're keeping track, that leaves about $1/dozen remaining. Realistically, what does that $1/dozen cover? Honestly, not much. The total profit from eggs sales this year, will likely cover the new silo feeders and waterers that we purchased, the spring bedding for all the coops, the nesting pads, and maybe my next bulk carton order. That's about it. If a chicken dies, feed is ruined, something breaks, that goes into the red.

Most of the money we make comes from our meat birds. The nugget sales keep the layers fed through winter. The layers provide bug reduction, comedic relief, and eggs when they feel like it.

We gave away 20 dozen eggs to the community this month. I LOVE that we are able to do that when needed. However, the ladies still need to eat. So, unfortunately, we do have to sell something on occassion. πŸ˜†

In a dream world, we would sell enough eggs, that donating 20 dozen eggs/month would be the standard. That's a lie. In a real dream world, facebook would pay our feed bill, and all of the eggs would find a home at a food bank. Our goal, in everything we do, is to feed people. We donate almost as much as we sell right now. We're not getting rich on farm sales, but if the animals are fed, my freezer is your freezer. We will work things out in the wash.

Here is where everyone else comes in. Do you love our products? Buy more. :P Recommend us to your friends. We have 7 family packs, 7 roasters, and a few billion eggs left.

Would you like to try them, but can't justify the expense? Hit the follow button. Life is expensive, we get it. Which is why we will be doing giveaways soon to help extend our reach. Free beats cheap everyday. Followers will be tagged on the giveaways so they don't miss them.

I could list a hundred more reasons as to why we're a great option, but this is already too long, and my soap box needs a break.

Anywho, thanks for reading my book. We are getting prepared to start purchasing feed for the rest of this year. Right now, I am anticipating needing another 125 bags -- 6,250lbs -- to make it until January 1st. $2,500 in feed. There's 10 bags in my trunk to get us started. πŸ˜†

Wish us luck.

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177 Tree Farm Road
New Salem, PA
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