You are here because for you, like a lot of us, the line is very thin between the two. How can it feel so damn good to be in so much pain? The more tears, sweat, and heavy breaths, the more you know you're loving your food... or whatever else this might translate to in your life. Give me your Sriracha, Tabasco, even Frank's when you serve me dinner. Hell, I'll take the crappy single serve "hot sau
ce" packets to choke down the food at faux-chinese food places at the mall. I can't get enough spice! It wakes up your palate and makes crappy food taste bearable. It transforms ok food into great food and turns good food into delicious lava in your mouth. There are so many hot sauces out there but they all seem to serve different purposes. Frank's, for me at least, only works with your "Buffalo-style-anything" food. Tabasco is so acidic that only works on very rich foods like burritos and pizza. And those hot sauces that have some generic Mexican person on the bottle are more of a last resort. All these, as good as they might be for their own purposes, are child's play to the seasoned brimstone eater (Notice I am not mentioning Sriracha because I can't think of a single thing that I won't put it on. Try it on PB&J, seriously. I'll wait and you can thank me later). This is where I come in. I have made a line of hot sauces that not only taste scrumpdeliumptious, they will melt the first three layers of your face off. Why not the fourth layer off your face, you ask? I learned from my adventures in spice that you can only make something so spicy until it completely overrides all the flavors. I feel like, with these sauces, I have achieved the sweet spot where heat and flavor mingle like unicorns with whales in a sea of pork bits (trust me, it's a good thing). All the sauces are made with hand selected quality products from a discerning food lover. No artificial preservatives are used in the making of the hot sauces. It is made in small batches to ensure maximum flavor and quality. A lot of care goes into making the Elixirs of Pain, yet it lacks love. It is not made with love because that would only make it weaker. It is made with passion that will burn to the very core of your being... or your butt.
