08/12/2026
What I thought was a simple golf cart related traffic ticket (from letting jamon steer beside me) turned out to be a CLASS 2 MISDEMEANOR case— as in, an actual criminal charge carrying the possibility of jail time 😳
Excuse me… WHAT?
So I did what I do best when I somehow wander into yet another regulatory gray zone: I did my homework. Read the Virginia Code. Read the Cape Charles ordinances. Showed up to court with my statements prepared and ready to go.
I explained the situation to the judge.
He looked at the charge.
He looked up the statute.
He looked back at me.
Essentially: “This is a ridiculous penalty for a golf cart infraction.”
CASE. DISMISSED.
Entire thing thrown out. No fine. No misdemeanor. 😅 And apparently Cape Charles now needs to go back to the drawing board on its golf cart regulations. 🤓
Because they should be regulated on roads for safety, but let’s collect some moneys instead of attempting to make criminals of seaside visitors…
The lesson buried underneath all this:
Do your homework. Read the fine print. Ask the uncomfortable question when something doesn’t make sense, don’t assume the person with the clipboard must be right.
Sometimes the rules are clear and you screwed up. (Yes, I exercised poor judgement, and was willing to pay the ticket fine for that trouble.)
But giving someone a criminal record for a minor golf cart related traffic infraction?? 🤔
We love you 😍 Let’s support the quaint industry growing and having a moment over there 👏
More to come on that topic soon 😉