Wieners on the Water

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Nobody has ever looked back on a Saturday and thought:“You know what would’ve made that day better? More responsibilitie...
09/05/2026

Nobody has ever looked back on a Saturday and thought:

“You know what would’ve made that day better? More responsibilities.”

But a hot dog by the water?

Probably. 🌭🚤

We’re not saying you should abandon everything you’re supposed to be doing and come hang out at the marina.

We’re just saying we open at 11.

Do with that information what you will. 😂

Wieners on the Water
📍 Harbourgate Marina
2111 little river neck rd
NMB, SC 29582
📲843-995-7777

Boats. Pizza. B**rs. Wieners.

If you’re looking for somewhere a little different to grab lunch today… come hang out with us by the water. 🥰🌊🌭We’ve got...
09/04/2026

If you’re looking for somewhere a little different to grab lunch today… come hang out with us by the water. 🥰🌊🌭

We’ve got hot dogs, pizza, boiled peanuts, cold drinks, a beautiful Intracoastal view, and absolutely no requirement to look presentable. 😂

Come as you are, grab something good to eat, find a spot by the water and stay awhile. We’re tucked inside Harbourgate Marina and we’d love to feed you. 🩷

And if lunch happens to involve a few inappropriate wiener jokes… well, you knew what kind of establishment this was when you saw the name. 😏🌭

📍 Wieners on the Water
Harbourgate Marina
2111 Little River Neck Rd
North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582

📞 843-995-7777
⏰ Open today 11–7

Boats. B**rs. Wieners.
Come for the food. Stay for the view. Leave slightly more feral than you arrived. 🌊🌭

Serious question.At what point does eating hot dogs multiple days a week become a personality trait?Asking for approxima...
09/04/2026

Serious question.

At what point does eating hot dogs multiple days a week become a personality trait?

Asking for approximately everyone who works here.

🌭

Anyway.

Come see us. 😂

Pizza. Hotdogs. B**r. Wings. Bologna. Nachos. Boiled peanuts.

Wieners on the Water
11–7 | Harbourgate Marina
2111 Little River neck rd
NMB, SC 29582
843-995-7777

Today looks like a good day to do absolutely nothing fancy.Order a pizza. Order some hotdogs. Grab some nachos. Grab a p...
09/03/2026

Today looks like a good day to do absolutely nothing fancy.

Order a pizza.
Order some hotdogs.
Grab some nachos.
Grab a pretzel.
Grab it all & some cold drinks.
Sit by the water.
Watch the boats go by.
Hang out longer than you meant to.

We’ll be here. 🌭

11–7 | Harbourgate Marina
2111 little river neck rd
NMB, SC 29582
📲843-995-7777

Come as you are.

Apparently you’re supposed to ease back into things after a couple days off.That sounds reasonable.We will not be doing ...
09/02/2026

Apparently you’re supposed to ease back into things after a couple days off.

That sounds reasonable.

We will not be doing that.

The roller is hot, the buns are ready, and somebody has already said “wiener” an inappropriate number of times for this early in the day.

Business as usual. 🌭😂

We’re open 11–7 at Harbourgate Marina.

And you can buy your t-shirt at the window while you order. Sizes available from small-2xl.

Wieners on the Water
Boats. B**rs. Wieners.

Everyone wish the twins a happy 17th birthday! We aren’t open today but we will be back tomorrow 11-7 come by and give t...
09/01/2026

Everyone wish the twins a happy 17th birthday!

We aren’t open today but we will be back tomorrow 11-7 come by and give them a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout! ❤️

SATURDAY • SEPTEMBER 12, 2026LINEUP CLOSES 11:00 A.M.BOAT FLOTILLA 11:30 A.M.- 2:00 P.M.•DECORATE YOUR BOAT• RECOGNIZE Y...
09/01/2026

SATURDAY • SEPTEMBER 12, 2026

LINEUP CLOSES 11:00 A.M.
BOAT FLOTILLA 11:30 A.M.- 2:00 P.M.

•DECORATE YOUR BOAT• RECOGNIZE YOUR HERO•

08/30/2026

Just a little waterfront hot dog stand slingin’ wieners on the ICW. 🌭🛥️

📍 Harbourgate Marina
2111 Little River Neck Rd NMB, SC 29582
📲 843-995-7777

🌭 SATURDAY AT THE MARINA.No alarm clock energy.No itinerary.No pretending you’re going to spend the day being productive...
08/29/2026

🌭 SATURDAY AT THE MARINA.

No alarm clock energy.
No itinerary.
No pretending you’re going to spend the day being productive.

Just sunshine, boats, something cold to drink, and a hot dog you absolutely did not have to cook yourself. 😂

Come disappear down to the marina for a little while. We’ll supply the wieners and the questionable influence.

📍 Wieners on the Water — Harbourgate Marina
⏰ 11 AM–7 PM today

Boats. B**rs. Wieners. 🌭🚤

🪿 WEENIFER STATUS REPORTFor those concerned about Weenifer’s recent absence from social media:She is fine.She has not be...
08/28/2026

🪿 WEENIFER STATUS REPORT

For those concerned about Weenifer’s recent absence from social media:

She is fine.

She has not been fired.
She has not resigned.
She has not entered witness protection.

She simply decided that being Chief Honking Officer does not require her to actually show up every day.

Frankly, management is afraid to challenge her on this. 😂

She has returned today refreshed, unbothered, and contributing absolutely nothing to daily operations.

Please welcome her back accordingly. 🪿👏🏼

Meanwhile, the humans will be doing the actual work and slingin’ wieners 11–7. 🌭

📍 Wieners on the Water — Harbourgate Marina
2111 Little River Neck Rd
NMB, SC 29582
📲 843-995-7777

Call and order ahead or come sit on the deck and watch the boats!

Address

2111 Little River Neck Road
North Myrtle Beach, SC
29582

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11am - 7pm
Thursday 11am - 7pm
Friday 11am - 7pm
Saturday 11am - 7pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

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