Bracken Hill Farm

Bracken Hill Farm We're a small therapeutic farm in Northborough MA. Open by appointment only.
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At approximately 8:14 AM, Philip was observed riding in the driver's seat of the tractor despite not possessing a valid ...
06/05/2026

At approximately 8:14 AM, Philip was observed riding in the driver's seat of the tractor despite not possessing a valid driver's license, learner's permit, or any documented tractor safety certification.

When questioned, Philip stated he was "just helping" and insisted that all important farm decisions require direct supervision from a goat.
Witnesses report that Philip spent the remainder of the ride offering unsolicited advice, judging fence repairs, and attempting to negotiate additional breakfast privileges.

No injuries were reported, although my husband did receive several critiques regarding his driving technique.

📸 Evidence attached.

Larry says hi!
06/04/2026

Larry says hi!

Todd got caught in the rain and somehow emerged looking like he was breaking the sound barrier. 🌧️💨🦙While the rest of th...
06/03/2026

Todd got caught in the rain and somehow emerged looking like he was breaking the sound barrier. 🌧️💨🦙

While the rest of the herd sought shelter, Todd apparently decided to audition for a role in The Fast and the Fluffiest. The slicked-back hair, the intense stare, the undeniable feeling that he's about to race another alpaca down the pasture...

We're not saying Todd thinks he's cool.

We're just saying Todd definitely thinks he's cool.

🚨 Farm Incident Report 🚨Date: Saturday May 23rdTime: 8:15PMLocation: Art Signals Studio Maynard, MAIndividuals Involved:...
06/03/2026

🚨 Farm Incident Report 🚨

Date: Saturday May 23rd
Time: 8:15PM
Location: Art Signals Studio Maynard, MA

Individuals Involved:

One baby goat
One life-size Taylor Swift cutout
Several confused witnesses

Summary of Incident:
Staff observed a baby goat standing approximately 3 feet from a Taylor Swift cutout and screaming with remarkable confidence. The screaming continued for several minutes despite Taylor remaining calm, composed, and entirely unresponsive.

Possible motives include:

Requesting concert tickets
Disagreement with a recent album ranking
Attempting to join the Eras Tour
Being a goat

No injuries were reported, although Taylor's reputation remains under review.

📸 Evidence attached.

🚨 FARM INCIDENT REPORT 🚨Subject: LilyViolation: Entering the hay feeder instead of eating FROM the hay feeder.Witnesses ...
05/20/2026

🚨 FARM INCIDENT REPORT 🚨

Subject: Lily
Violation: Entering the hay feeder instead of eating FROM the hay feeder.

Witnesses report that Lily was discovered fully inside the feeder despite clear operational expectations that goats remain on the OUTSIDE during meal service.

When approached for comment, Lily appeared unapologetic and continued eating.

At this time, management has determined she is:
☑ ungovernable
☑ committed to chaos
☑ probably going to do it again

Meanwhile, in the alpaca department… absolutely nobody is working. 🦙💤Honestly the confidence required to lounge this har...
05/19/2026

Meanwhile, in the alpaca department… absolutely nobody is working. 🦙💤

Honestly the confidence required to lounge this hard during business hours is inspiring.

Vincent Van Goat didn’t choose the cool life.The cool life chose him. 🧢🐐
05/18/2026

Vincent Van Goat didn’t choose the cool life.

The cool life chose him. 🧢🐐

Sadie Mae had a very handsome single baby for Mother's Day!!! Welcome to the world little guy!
05/11/2026

Sadie Mae had a very handsome single baby for Mother's Day!!! Welcome to the world little guy!

05/08/2026

Incident Report 📝
Date: Today (because apparently they woke up and chose chaos)
Involved Parties: Pepperjack (pony), Doug (mini donkey)
Location: Pasture, aka The Arena of Poor Decisions

Summary of Incident:
At approximately “way too early for this energy,” Pepperjack and Doug were observed engaging in what can only be described as enthusiastic roughhousing. Activities included trotting at each other with dramatic flair, playful nipping, and several questionable life choices involving hind-end acrobatics.

Behavioral Observations:

-Pepperjack initiated at least 60% of the shenanigans with a suspiciously smug attitude.
-Doug responded with equal enthusiasm, escalating to full “tiny donkey chaos mode.”
-Zero regard for professionalism, personal space, or farm decorum.

Intervention:
Staff supervision consisted of watching, sighing, and saying things like, “guys… really?” No further intervention deemed necessary as both participants were clearly having the time of their lives.

Outcome:
No injuries reported. Pride remains intact. Energy levels remain concerning.

Follow-Up Plan:

-Continued monitoring for excessive silliness
-Possible implementation of “calm down, you’re embarrassing us” protocol
-Snacks may be used as a distraction if chaos resumes

Conclusion:
Pepperjack and Doug are hereby issued a formal warning for being too much before noon.

Larry's curious how your week is going?
05/07/2026

Larry's curious how your week is going?

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53 Auger Avenue
Northborough, MA
01532

Telephone

+15089050116

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