Pinche Cactus Ranch

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Pinche Cactus Ranch Small-batch goodness straight outta West Texas! We make badass jams & jellies, pickled veggies, mesquite bean coffee, and handcrafted mead.

Bold flavors, a little bit of sass, and a whole lotta Texas in every jar and bottle. 🤘🌵

Deep Fried Jalapeno Popper Deviled EggsIngredients2 slices of bacon (thick-cut preferred) 7 large eggs, divided Water, f...
10/17/2026

Deep Fried Jalapeno Popper Deviled Eggs
Ingredients
2 slices of bacon (thick-cut preferred)
7 large eggs, divided
Water, for boiling
Vegetable or canola oil, for frying
2 tablespoons cream cheese, room temperature
2 tablespoons sour cream, may substitute mayonnaise
2 tablespoons pickled jalapeno juice, may substitute white vinegar
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup bread crumbs
1 small/medium jalapeno
Cayenne pepper
Instructions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Line baking sheet with tin foil and lay out bacon strips. Bake bacon strips for 10-15 minutes or until crispy.
Place six eggs in a sauce pan and add enough water to cover eggs. Bring to a boil, remove from heat, and cover. Allow the eggs to sit in the hot water for 12-15. Do not remove the lid during this time.
Meanwhile, heat oil in cast iron pot or deep fat fryer to 350 degrees. Oil should be at least three inches deep.
Remove bacon from oven and transfer to a paper towel lined surface.
Remove the eggs from water and transfer to a bowl of ice water or run them under cold water for at least one minute.
Peel eggs, then cut them in half lengthwise. Remove yolks and transfer to a small bowl.
Mash the yolks and then add the cream cheese, sour cream, pickled jalapeno juice, Dijon mustard, and onion powder. Stir until fully combined and smooth.
Cut each strip of bacon into six pieces uniform in size. Slice jalapeno.
Crack an egg into a small bowl and whisk. In a second small bowl add the flour and in a third, add the bread crumbs.
Coat egg white in flour, then egg followed by bread crumbs. Fry for 1-2 minutes or until golden brown in batches of no more than four. Remove with a slotted spoon or metal tongs and transfer to a paper towel lined surface to absorb excess oil.
Once all the egg whites have been fried and cooled for at least five minutes, fill them each with approximately one tablespoon of the yolk mixture. Garnish each egg with a jalapeno and bacon. Sprinkle with cayenne pepper and serve.

10/17/2026
How the hell you get fired on your day off?
10/17/2026

How the hell you get fired on your day off?

All that hard work in Stanton is going RIGHT back into the business! 🔥We just stocked up on 1,440 pickle jars and 1,008 ...
10/16/2026

All that hard work in Stanton is going RIGHT back into the business! 🔥

We just stocked up on 1,440 pickle jars and 1,008 jelly jars, and every single one is getting ready to be filled with the goodies y’all know and love!

This is what growth looks like y’all, and we’re not slowing down anytime soon! More jars, more goodies, and BIGGER things coming for Pi**he Cactus Ranch! 🌵💪

And as always, THANK YOU for being part of this business we’re building one jar at a time! 🖤

Bottles and labels have arrived 😁😁😁😁
10/16/2026

Bottles and labels have arrived 😁😁😁😁

We started from the bottom, and look at us now! 14 different pickled items with a few more on the way, and 24 specialty ...
10/15/2026

We started from the bottom, and look at us now!
14 different pickled items with a few more on the way, and 24 specialty jelly flavors, including our sugar-free line! And just when you think we’re slowing down, we’ve got even more coming! 👀
We’re also adding pure, regular honey and our own hot honey to the lineup! Because apparently, we don’t know how to sit still, and we’re perfectly fine with that. 😂

At the Parks Legado Christmas Tree Market, we’re bringing something extra special to the table… Our FIRST bottle of Strawberry Lemonade Mead!
I cannot WAIT for y’all to sample what Paul has been working so damn hard on. There’s been a lot of time, work, and love poured into this, and getting to finally share it with y’all is a huge milestone for us. And we’re not stopping there! During Thanksgiving break, we plan to kick off several more mead flavors, with the goal of having a whole lineup ready for y’all to choose from by next market season.

From a few jars made on the ranch to 14 pickled items, 24 jelly flavors, honey, hot honey, and now our very own meadery… we’ve come a long way, and we’re just getting started!

Thank y’all for supporting our little corner of the world, shopping small, and growing right alongside us. Every order, every market visit, and every share has helped us get here, and we appreciate the hell out of y’all. 🖤🌵

When I say I want Mexican food, this is what I mean 🤤🥵🤤
10/15/2026

When I say I want Mexican food, this is what I mean 🤤🥵🤤

Come see us this Saturday, October 17th, from 9 AM–1 PM at the Midland County Horseshoe Arena for The 307 Farmer’s Marke...
10/15/2026

Come see us this Saturday, October 17th, from 9 AM–1 PM at the Midland County Horseshoe Arena for The 307 Farmer’s Market Halloween Harvest Festival! 👻🧡

There's going to be SO MUCH going on, so bring the kids, grab your shopping bags, and make a morning of it!

🎃 Here's what's happening:
🐐 Petting zoo with Luehring Farms & Circle H Haven
🎮Kids' zone & spooky games
🍎 Bobbing for apples
🍬 FREE Halloween reusable shopping bags and candy giveaways
📸 Mini fall family photo shoots with MP Photography
🍎 Hot, fresh apple c***r from Sodalicious & More 🛍️ Shop local vendors and stock up on goodies for fall!

And of course, Pi**he Cactus Ranch will be there!
Come say hello, grab some samples, and stock up on your favorite jellies and pickled goodies while you're there! It's the perfect excuse to get out of the house, support local small businesses, and let the kiddos burn off some energy while you shop.

📍 Midland County Horseshoe Arena
📅 Saturday, October 17th
⏰ 9 AM–1 PM

Tag your friends, share this post, and come spend your Saturday morning with us! We can't wait to see y'all! 👻🎃🌵

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Odessa, TX
79762

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