Everyday PJ

09/05/2026

I went to my friend’s house today and, sure enough, they have gender-neutral bathrooms in their home. Every. Single. Bathroom.

The woke agenda has gone too far.

09/04/2026

I wish my parents could have added some nepo to the tism they gave me

09/04/2026

Dropped my daughter off at daycare, and she says, "Papi, yesterday Miss Kita bit me." I'm like, WHO IS MISS KITA?!

She says, "Miss Kita, you know her."

Now I'm walking in there like a concerned parent and a detective.

Which one of y'all is Miss Kita biting my child ?

Her teacher says, “Uh, we don't have a Miss Kita, but a mosquito did bite her yesterday. I looked at my daughter like,

GIRL, YOU BETTER PRONOUNCE THOSE WORDS RIGHT BEFORE I END UP ON THE NEWS.

😀😀

09/04/2026

Yall be wanting a mechanic to fix a $3,000 problem for $58

09/04/2026

I completed a chore today that I’ve been putting off for four weeks..

It took me 2.5 minutes

I will learn nothing from this.

09/04/2026

I manage a local daycare with a firm rule: pick-up is 6:00 PM, and late arrivals pay $2 a minute. One night at 6:45 PM, a young mother rushed in wearing hospital scrubs, looking completely worn out. Her fine came out to $90. Clutching her toddler, she apologized through tears and explained that severe understaffing forced her to stay for shift change. She accepted the fee, but begged me not to drop her child from the program.

Seeing how exhausted she was, I opened the billing system and cleared the $90 charge. Then I went to the kitchen, packed up three leftover plates of baked ziti, and handed her the warm food. "According to the system, you got here at 5:59," I said with a wink. "Take this home so you don't have to cook tonight." Rules keep things in order, but empathy keeps us human.

09/04/2026

09/04/2026

my side chick threatening to snitch to my main chick so im just posting this here to let both of them know i do not care

09/04/2026

Brandon Tatum's Wife Is Under Major Heat After His Comments About Michelle Obama

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09/03/2026

Whoever’s idea it was to go on the first date, PAYS!