10/15/2026
💊🔪 YOUR Rx IS READY! 🔪💊
Paging all patients… Freddy Krueger Jr. has filled your prescription! 👻
Introducing POPPIN’ PILLS 💊 — our deliciously crunchy freeze-dried Skittles, packaged with a spooky prescription straight out of your nightmares!
🩸 Dosage: Take one “pill” every 30–45 seconds.
💊 Refills: UNLIMITED
⚠️ Side effects: Extreme cravings and an inability to stop popping!
🎃 LIMITED EDITION!
Available at the Texas Jailhouse Haunted House starting Friday, October 16th!
Don’t sleep on this prescription… Freddy might be waiting! 😱