06/16/2026
This could read like a ransom note: "We have your asparagus and if you ever want to see them again meet us at the fairgrounds, bring cash and No cops! Hah.
Just kidding, sort of?
We do in fact have your asparagus, and if you do in fact want to ever see it again, meet us at the Tuesday Market ,bring cash. Dont come alone.
Disclaimer: This was for promotional purposes only, Runner Bean Ranch is a Free Range Vegetable Farm, all asparagus appearing in this promotion are paid professionals and were not harmed in the uhhh, well I mean other than that part. (Legal is just going to love this post, I can feel it;)
See you later.