04/02/2026
"Operation: Eggstinction" is a GO.
Our hens are currently hitting record production levels—over 200 units a day! But we have credible intel that the Easter Bunny is mobilizing for his annual mass theft.
General Peep is locked and loaded. But he needs your help to secure the payload before it gets "archived" in someone else's yard.
This Good Friday is your last chance for total egg security. Stock up today before the long ears strike!
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