Chaotic Canning Co

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09/15/2026

Harvest season is basically a game of “what goes where?” And “do we have enough to make anything yet?” 😂

09/10/2026

You don’t know until you know. 🍅
Sometimes the tiniest little things are the things nobody ever showed you.

09/09/2026

Fire cider season is officially here—and this year’s batch looks, well… fire. 🔥😉

If you’re new here, we make a big batch of fire cider once or twice a year for our local community, just in time for the colder months.

These jars are packed with lemons, oranges, lots of garlic, white and purple onions, fresh ginger, turmeric, peppercorns, jalapeños, serranos, Anaheims, habaneros and whole locally grown cayenne peppers.

We also added rosemary, thyme, oregano, sage, lemon balm and a little mullein to every jar—all grown by us, right here in our own garden—plus a cinnamon stick and apple cider vinegar with the mother.

Everybody makes fire cider differently. This is just how I make mine.

We couldn’t find horseradish root this year, so we increased the garlic and hot peppers to bring some extra bite. It doesn’t replace the horseradish itself—just some of the bite we’re missing.

Now the jars need about five weeks to sit and do their thing. You can pick yours up now and be its mama, which just means shaking it every couple of days, or we’re happy to babysit it until it’s ready.

Don’t want to wait? Plot twist: we have a couple from last year that were never picked up and are ready now.

We sell them with everything still inside. You’ll strain yours at home for your first round, then refill the jar with more apple cider vinegar with the mother and let it go again. You’ll get a couple of rounds from one jar—I usually refill mine more than once.

Pints are $30. Quarts are $50.

We’ve made as much as we can make, so comment your name and whether you want a pint or quart. I’ll literally put your name on your jar.

Pickup is available from our porch in Perry or behind the counter at Miscellaneous Marketplace in Brigham City.

We make the mess so you don’t have to. Happy fire cider season! 🔥

09/07/2026

I don’t think my editing sucks that bad. 😂
Is there a tech support number for Instagram or are we all just out here raw-dogging the algorithm?

Anyway. Tina’s doing great.

09/04/2026

Consider this your reminder to get your honey garlic started now. 🧄🍯

And if winter is kind to you and you don’t need it? Put that s**t in dinner. 😂 It’s ridiculously good in marinades, dressings, glazes, sauces, roasted veggies… you’ll find a reason to use it.

09/02/2026

Turns out making actual sun-dried tomatoes is a whole damn process. 😂🍅 But we did it. And I’d absolutely do it again.

08/28/2026

In my defense, sunrise, sunset, temperature, hours of full sun AND whether Sunday actually counted as a full day were all extremely relevant information. 😂

08/27/2026

A little credit where credit is due. ❤️

You don’t see Brad on here nearly as much as you see me — mostly because he’s perfectly happy keeping it that way. 😂

But he’s a pretty damn important part of my life, and every once in a while, the people behind the scenes deserve to be seen too.

08/24/2026

What you see vs. what you don’t see. 😂

Every beautiful picture of perfectly lined-up jars has a completely destroyed kitchen somewhere just outside the frame.

Preservation season is beautiful. ✨
The process is… less so.

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