Kinda Homestead, Kinda Chaos

04/01/2026

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY FARM UPDATE 🚨🚨
Y’all… it finally happened.
Some of the chickens laid perfect square eggs this morning. Not “kinda wonky”… I mean geometry class, 90-degree corners, stackable like LEGOs. 📦🥚
At first I thought I was losing it, but then another one showed up. Same Coop, Same shape. Same “I defy nature” attitude.
We’re currently monitoring the situation because if this keeps up, I’m about to start packaging eggs like shipping containers and charging extra for “space-saving efficiency.” 💰😂
Has anyone else had this happen?! Is this a mineral issue… or did my chickens unlock premium mode??

03/25/2026

🥚 “𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝐷𝑜 𝐹𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝐸𝑔𝑔𝑠 𝐶𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑒?” 🥚

Well… pull up a chair and let’s talk. 🤍

When you buy farm eggs, you’re not just buying what’s in the shell.

You’re buying:

🌾 Non-commercial feed
🌿 Scratch grains, greens, and bugs they hunt themselves
🏡 Hens with room to roam instead of rows of cages
🪺 Hand-gathered eggs — every single morning
❄️ Careful storage and small-batch handling
💛 Time, labor, and stewardship

DID YOU KNOW:

• Grocery store eggs can be weeks old before they hit the shelf.
• Store eggs are washed in a way that removes their natural protective bloom — which is why they must be refrigerated.
• Pasture-raised hens often lay eggs with darker, richer yolks because of a more varied diet.
• Smaller flocks mean better care — but they also mean we can’t compete with industrial pricing.

Around here, we believe if the Lord entrusted us with the animals, we ought to treat them right.

Farm eggs cost more because they are more — more care, more quality, more intention.

And truth be told?
Once you taste the difference, it’s hard to go back.

We aren’t trying to be the cheapest.
We’re trying to be faithful stewards.

“And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord…” — Colossians 3:23 🤍

Now tell me — are you team chicken, duck, or quail? 🥚👇

03/08/2026

🐔 chcicken and 🦆 duck 🥚 eggs available !

03/07/2026

03/01/2026

Opening the stand back up.
Sorry for the long pause, will give a story time later.

What all would you like to see at the stand this spring?

Eggs available now. 🐔🦆

09/06/2025

Last week I made a jumbo batch of candied pecans for the stand. (They never made it) Today I have officially finished off the entire batch 🫠 these things are addicting

07/29/2025

Fall packaging sneak peek 👀 😍

07/29/2025

Fall packaging came in yesterday 🥰🥰

Sneak peeks later today!

07/28/2025

With this week's heatwave, all eggs and food items will be pre-order only.

We had a rough few weeks with the extreme heat where the breads were bad after two days and eggs were exploding or going bad quickly. Hopefully this will be the last week of scorching temps so we can have the stand fully functional again and have all the yummy treats back out.

07/11/2025

Restock on Saturday 7/12

07/09/2025

No chicken eggs at the stand today. There will be some tomorrow, Thursday 7/10.

Preorders available on all items. Message me if you are interested in something ❤️