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Cookie Mccakeface Thick thighs and thiccc cookies

09/02/2026

T.I.T.S.O.A.K.

Where have you been, loca?? The TITSOAK is back and if you’re not a 🐀🐀🐀, that stands for “This Is The Skin Of A Killer”

Because round these parts we worship the Twilight franchise unironically and September is officially Twilight month

I’m celebrating by bringing back my red velvet, black garlic cookie with white chocolate chips. I KNOW I KNOW but trusssst meeee have I ever led you astray?
Wait I didn’t tell you the best part! It’s dusted in edible glitter so I can ask “do I dazzle you?”

I can hear your little heart beating so fast; you’re frightened but that’s ok. The black garlic adds a sweet, nuttiness that brings out the chocolate PLUS it keeps vampires away OK NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I WAS DOING

Anyway. It’s available the cart or on DoorDash all of September

FAUXLYMPIC MUFFINMy iconic triple chocolate breakfast treat is BACK! Remember those chocolate muffins at the Olympic vil...
08/21/2026

FAUXLYMPIC MUFFIN

My iconic triple chocolate breakfast treat is BACK! Remember those chocolate muffins at the Olympic village during the 2024 Winter Olympics that everyone was posting about? It’s THAT muffin

It’s a thiccc, moist, chocolate muffin with semi sweet chocolate throughout and filled with house made chocolate ganache.

We’re exclusively featuring it at the coffee shop inside The Heist Food Cart Pod on Sunday the 23rd starting at 10am until sell out so make sure you grab one and snag an early seat for drag brunch that starts at 12:30

S’MORE MONEY, S’MORE PROBLEMSMy iconic camp out cookie is back and better than ever. It’s a brown sugar cookie caked up ...
08/01/2026

S’MORE MONEY, S’MORE PROBLEMS

My iconic camp out cookie is back and better than ever. It’s a brown sugar cookie caked up with graham crackers, shattered Hershey’s milk chocolate bars, and mini marshmallows. Then we stuff the center with a whole, smoked marshmallow

I really wanted that smokey, toasty marshmallow taste you get when you roast your s’mores over a true campfire and I was like, wait I know people that can make this happen for meeeeee

Enter Briel’s Barbecue and his cold smoker. He’s smoking these bad boys for me weekly through the month of August so I can bring you the perfect smokey s’more without the campfire

It’s available at the cart or on DoorDash (ask for it by name) all August long

Mini Monday is postponed until further notice Mondays have been real rough and I feel like that may be in part to the co...
07/26/2026

Mini Monday is postponed until further notice

Mondays have been real rough and I feel like that may be in part to the confusion around how we do the mini cookies. Until I can figure out how to better explain how to buy them and what you’re actually getting we want to put a pause on them and reassess.

I’m still open on Mondays 12-8 so come through and get a big thicccums

HUMBLE PIEj/k there’s not a new special, just me being super grateful to have even been included in the BOP list in Will...
07/22/2026

HUMBLE PIE

j/k there’s not a new special, just me being super grateful to have even been included in the BOP list in Willamette Week at all, let alone actually place.

I make cookies. COOKIES. And to be continuously included on lists with big Portland names that make *actual* food, just really makes me sit in my feels about how fortunate I am to be part of such an amazing community of eaters. I don’t think I’d be able to thrive and rise to the place that I am now if I were in any other city.
I know my big online presence blah blah blah, look; I couldn’t have done it without you, ok?

I’ve got some Big McLargeHuge news coming soon too that I suspect will make a lot of you very, very happy, so hang around for that.

To quote Sally Field, “you like me, you really like me”

Thank you

-Sarah aka Cookie

07/21/2026

Hiiiii we’ve made the decision to be closed tomorrow (7/22) because of the heat. It puts our staff at risk and we also don’t want to encourage people to be outside when it’s going to be this hot. Stay inside and stay hydrated!

07/17/2026

Closed 7/18

Look. Portland does its Pride in July and like, everyone who works here is gay, I don’t make the rules except that I do and we’re all taking the day off tomorrow

See you Sunday the 19th

SHARKNADOUGHShark Week may be the last week of July but it’s my third favorite holiday so we celebrate all month long. I...
07/01/2026

SHARKNADOUGH

Shark Week may be the last week of July but it’s my third favorite holiday so we celebrate all month long. I’ve been making this cookie every year for 5 years and still don’t have a reshare from Discovery Channel wtf

My iconic beach themed PB&J cookie is back! It’s an ocean colored peanutbutter cookie stuffed with raspberry pie filling. It’s served pre baked and room temperature just like mom used to make and we top it with a gummy shark, just like mom used to make if she were a shark

It’s at the cart or on DoorDash (ask for it by name) all month long

06/14/2026

MINI MONDAYS

You asked (begged, pleaded, sent emails, hired a sky writer, wrote to Craigslist missed connections) and I listened, begrudgingly

Now on Mondays and ONLY ON MONDAYS you can miniaturize your favorite (non stuffed) cookie for $1, each

Yes you can miniaturize your quad pack, partially or wholly; mix n match is what makes life worth living AM I RIGHT

Yes this includes any specials that we’re running that don’t have fillings. If I can figure out how to add it on DoorDash, it’ll be there but prolly just at the cart for a couple of weeks until I get the hang of it

READING RAINBOWHappy Pride, everyone! It’s Pride every day in my heart but we all know June is set aside as Capitalism P...
06/06/2026

READING RAINBOW

Happy Pride, everyone! It’s Pride every day in my heart but we all know June is set aside as Capitalism Pride Month and you know I’m a sucker for a good theme

Reading Rainbow is BACK! All June long you can sang our signature cereal milk cookie that’s mixed with white chocolate chips and fruit pebbles- then soft baked to order so it’s ooey gooey when you get i

Available at the cart or on DoorDash (ask for it by name)

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4727 SE Woodstock
Portland, OR
97207

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Tuesday 12pm - 6pm
Wednesday 12pm - 6pm
Thursday 12pm - 6pm
Friday 12pm - 6pm

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